Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Snugglewumps
Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.
Snugglewumps is probably a cat. Sure, they only have two legs, and seem to have two heads. And sure, they slither about like a snake. But they're furry. And have cat ears. And ... well, maybe this isn't a meow. It's a noise, certainly. And sometimes cats do have a meow that sounds like frogs having a heated philosophical debate.
It's probably fine. Snugglewumps is probably fine. Just pet Snugglewumps and have all your troubles vanish into nothing...