Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Potsie Palaver

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Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Potsie Palaver

Potsie Palaver is Randall Marijuana's cat. She appears on sight to be a normal tortoiseshell cat, if a bit scrawny. Potsie currently has between 97 and 109 teeth, over three times what an adult cat usually possesses. These teeth are split in varying proportions at any given time between "in her mouth" and "in a stockpile under a battered orange armchair in the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cafe." The originating species for these teeth vary widely; several do not correspond to any clearly identified local fauna. Where Potsie finds these teeth is unknown, though The Man Who Owns All the Teeth has been noted as looking a bit grumpy lately.