Pitching Machine/IF-4779.5

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Pitching Machine #47795

From Los Angeli Universe: 47795

Appearance: This iteration of Pitching Machine is a standard human who has dedicated its life to the art of pitching.

Details: It can throw with uncanny precision gained through years of training, but has trouble focusing on things entirely unrelated to pitching.

Musical Ability: Now that it’s on the Garages, it has been trying to see how many instruments can be played by pitching at them. Percussion is easy, but it also likes to set up a line of theremins and pitch past them to make them play songs. Experiments with wind instruments are ongoing.