Pitching Fuel
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Pitching Fuel is a drink innovated by Mexico City Wild Wings player Rafael Davids. This drink has been rumored to improve the pitching ability of those who drink it, but there has been no conclusive scientific evidence of any performance improvement due to consumption. Despite its horrific nature, the beverage has become a common fascination of many blaseball fans, gaining a cult status among those who have consumed the 'Spicy Milk.'
Recipe
Many recipes have been proposed for Spicy Milk. The official recipe as per Rafael Davids consists of two parts milk, one part sparkling water, and "enough of your favorite hot sauce to change the color"[1]. When reached for comments, the Wild Wings Legal Team stated that in order for a drink to be considered Spicy Milk it needed to meet the following requirements:
- It is warm
- It is carbonated
- It must have an additive that registers on the scoville scale
Recipes that include spices that do not meet the last requirement (e.g. cinnamon, nutmeg) are instead considered "spiced milk." The Legal Team further stipulated that neither the Wild Wings nor any player on the Wild Wings may be held accountable for the consequences of the consumption of Spicy Milk.
Players on the Wild Wings (sans Rafael Davids) have argued that Spicy Milk that tastes good isn't truly Spicy Milk, but this is done out of Davids' earshot so as not to hurt his feelings.
Known Spicy Milk Drinkers
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