Pitball/IF-0124.63

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You reach into your back pocket and pull out a crumpled brochure you don't remember picking up. It is not a particularly enticing brochure, but a bright orange circle with the word WOW over it catches your eye.

MUST SEE!! - Miami News Now
Bigger than I expected. - Ed Brakes, Ft. Lauderdale
Doesn't smell at all (it's shellacked) - Winnifred Berger, Pompano Beach
It's THE WORLD'S LARGEST ORANGE!
A local tradition with worldwide appeal

You flip open the brochure and see a portrait of a couple in their fifties. Both women look happy but sweaty.

The World's Largest Orange And Bennie's All-Day Breakfast is run by Jenny and Bennie Dubois, who discovered the titular Orange in the groves that still stand behind the attraction today. They had no choice but to devote the rest of their lives to sharing this Florida treasure!

F.A.Q.
YES we are Guinness certified.
We are located off the Florida Turnpike at Exit 51.5B in Martin County. Follow the orange signs!
Open 7 days a week and holidays. Tickets include breakfast and a drink.

You turn to the back of the brochure.

YOU BEAT IT - YOU CAN EAT IT
That's our guarantee! (But not our recommendation.)
Free Parking - Clean Restrooms - No Gas Sorry