Parabolakeet

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The Parabolakeet is a creature that lives in The Core.

Appearance

The Parabolakeet has bright feathers on its wings and underbelly, but rather drab black feathers elsewhere on its body. The bright feathers can be almost any color, but common hues include red, blue, and green.

Behavior

The Parabolakeet are much like their relatives in the up, the parakeets. They eat primarily seeds but are also known to snack on spare variables to change their shape and size. You may notice them hiding around the top edges or centers of rooms. They tend to fly in a U shape, swooping down to steal your exponents before retreating high into the corner of a room out of reach. It is said that you will only encounter the same parabolakeet twice in your life, so cherish your meetings with one.