Mrs. Silk/IF-33.431

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Mrs. Silk, born Redacted Silk on XX/XX/1XXX, is a world renowned redacted, but is also known in the ILB as York's mom and Nagomi McDaniel's wife. In her off hours, she can often be found helping the Hawai'i Fridays in administrative duties such as driving them to games, managing the third base snack cart, running the team redacted, and upon reading this section you can hear a vague buzzing in the back of your mind.

Mrs. Silk's lair can be found on a small volcanic island near the island of redacted, reachable only by private airstrip. The waters around the island are notable for the incredible biodiversity and brilliant coral reefs, grown on the multitude vessels sunken by Mrs. Silk's redacted. Tourists visiting redacted are warned that they may occasionally feel ground tremors. While Mrs. Silk's tsunami negation technology has been working flawlessly since redacted, her experiments on suppressing earthquakes are still ongoing.