Miguel Wheeler/IF-43.984

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Miguel Wheeler at their Rumor Registry.

Wheeler was a single rubber tire with a blaseball bat tied to one side piloted by a teeming mass of rats running on the inside of the tire. (While the entire tire-rat-bat entity was Miguel Wheeler, each rat negotiated its contract with management individually.) On the outside, the "CHELIN" in "MICHELIN" was scratched out and replaced with "GUEL".

It is currently unknown how Wheeler began playing for the Mexico City Wild Wings, but it was considered a fan favorite, and it maintains some popularity even after its incineration.

Wheeler's roll up music was "Rubber" by Mr. Oizo & Gaspard Auge.