Logan Rodriguez/IF-3.15.23

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The Contract

When Logan Rodriguez was a young man, early in his blaseball career, he was incredibly worried about letting his fans down. One day, while signing merchandise that was meant for the Yellowstone Ballpark Shop, unbeknownst to him, there was a contract hiding out in the pile of posters. When signed, shadows filled the room and a voice whispered in his ear. “I heard your pleas. It is done. You will never let your fans down.”

This contract forbade him from retiring willingly. Since that point, he has grown more and more tired, season after season. Hoping to retire, wanting to retire, but unable to. He must be forced out by the fans, who adore him and have adored him for generations, or by the coaching staff, who are reluctant to force a fan favorite to retire.

While still a beloved member of the team, there is a growing sentiment among Magic fans to let Logan retire. He has been such a good servant of the team for so long, and he deserves a rest. But the question remains: Will this sentiment overpower the rest of the fans, who continue to bring their children to watch the player who had been their favorite as a child and their parents’ favorite before them and their parents’ favorite before them?