Logan Horseman/IF-83.853

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Life of the Party

In season 13, Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in place of Baldwin Breadwinner. After the Crabs had swept the finals in the last post season, Horseman was somewhat alarmed to discover that he was now the star batter on a team coming off of their fourth championship win. Despite the team's reputation the Crabs seemed eager to make Horseman feel at home in Baltimore, with the team captain Kennedy Loser helping him find a place to stay and warning him against jumping in the bay (which he did immediately), Adalberto Tosser showing him the best places in town (where they got kicked out), and someone letting slip that Silvaire Roadhouse couldn't see him due to her horse blindness (which almost got him shot when he started pretending to be a ghost at practice, and forgot Silvaire was well known for her quick aim with her revolver).

When the Crabs inevitably hit their first party time since Season 5, Horseman helped them unwind after a rough couple of seasons and they were able to let loose and finally relax back on the immaterial plane. When he was sent back to Miami in the election, it was with well wishes and mutual appreciation, as well as a base that Forrest Best had gifted him as a souvenir for a fellow accomplished base-thief.