Jordan Hildebert/IF-45.571

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Jordan Hildebert is a master of dialectics and political rhetoric, and they are very aware of this fact. They are well known for holding up meetings—whether those are team meetings, local political organization meetings, or deciding what to have for dinner—because they don't believe that the debate rhetoric is sound enough. In political meetings, they have a reputation for interrupting because proposed motions are not sufficiently anarchist for their taste. They prefer talking about and demonstrating their knowledge of theory to actually acting, and have been known to put a stop to others' actions for arbitrary theoretical reasons.

In fact, Hildebert racked up the highest number of "Everyone Else - 1" votes in recorded history, forcing the Spies to implement a limitation on consensus blocks. Hildebert also attempted to block this measure, which backfired by making the case for block limitations stronger. The measure passed unanimously while Hildebert stepped out for a smoke break. Hildebert is now required to submit a defense of their block in writing, which must not include the word "theoretically," nor its synonyms at any point.