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Following the debut of the Pitching Machine in Season 8, was often spotted curiously examining the Pitching Machine's Tlopps card. When asked, they stammered out a denial, but their embarrassed beeping, illuminated emotion indicators, and rapidly spinning cooling fans suggested they'd developed a crush on the Machine. J-ORDAn has not told the Machine of their feelings and the Spies have asked for their privacy to be respected, but one member of the Agency stated that they found this detail "too cute not to share."