Huber Frumple/IF-0.007

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Huber Frumple is a hitter for the Philly Pies composed of two corporate espionage agents. These two agents work for rival federal defense contractors and were each independently sent to recover information about Pies hitter Jaxon Buckley's mechanical arms. When Farrell Seagull was traded to the Worms for a player named "Huber Frumple," a player new to the Internet Blaseball League, the two agents both arrived on the same day claiming to be Huber Frumple. Rather than blow their cover, they stumbled through an explanation that they both work together to play as a single blaseball player. It is unknown what happened to the original Huber Frumple who played for the Ohio Worms.

The two agents are typically called Huber and Frumple by others assuming those are their names, although it is never consistent which agent is called by which name. While "Huber" and "Frumple" stay professional and work together while on the field, they are mortal enemies while not playing blaseball, often leaving deadly traps and explosives in the other's path to prevent them from stealing the secret Jaxon documents.

As the two are espionage agents, they are accustomed to speaking in codewords, and the true meaning of the things they say is often indecipherable.