Hotel Umbra/IF-9.521

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On Hallway 8, Turn 12b of every floor is the fireman's pole. The Fireman's Pole has existed in Hotel Umbra as long as a Tiger has felt The Call. Though not all are currently on the Hades Tiger roster, the pole remains in case it is needed- as once a Stripe, always a Stripe.

Most floors only include the pole and necessary safety rails. At the ground floor of Hotel Umbra, the pole can be found in a corner where it is set against a jewelled mosaic. It depicts the fire diamond, the skyline of Prime Chicago and Carmelo Plums. The pole then continues downwards to the assigned firefighter stations in the Chicagoeth Circle.

The Pole has clear signs proclaiming that it is reserved for Mx. P. Mason, Duffy, NaN, Figueroa, Griffith, Plums, Kirby, Maybe, and Banananana. Like all of us, they are from Chicago.