Hotel Umbra/IF-8.502

Amenity / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Amenitys that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Amenitys about Hotel Umbra at their Amenity Registry.

While a Hadean hotel, the hotel also features various amenities to evoke in guests the experience of being in various beautiful sites such as Baltimore.

A popular hotel in Baltimore is the Clawliday Inn. The hotel would like to assure guests that it is infinitely better than the Clawliday Inn and that if you really want, it guesses you can have a room that is like the Clawliday Inn’s room, but it will suck a lot and that’s your fault because the Hotel Umbra is actually way cooler and fancier than the Clawliday Inn. Meng has insisted that this isn’t true, but the phone line to the hotel was abruptly cut out mid sentence.