Emblem Warhorse/IF-294.21

Patron Rumor / Community Lore
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Sharks Beans, by Cori

Sharks Beans

Sharks Beans is a Patron of the Emblem Warhorse, hailing from the underwater city of Shark Seattle, where everyone is a shark. They crossed over to our dimension after becoming extremely lost trying to take a shortcut to the Jaylen Hotdogfishfins Memorial Climate Pledge Stadium And Parking Facility. That shortcut led to the bathroom of the Emblem Warhorse, their sudden appearance surprising and alarming Passion Popsica. Lemon Lime, (who was, at the time, in the bathroom fixing her makeup) responded quickly to the situation, reentering the bar to impart an important piece of wisdom on the rest of the patrons:

"There's a SHARK. In the BATHROOM!"

After that wisdom was shared, Sharks Beans came out of the bathroom and made a simple request:

“Can I have a glass of water pretty please?”

Emmie and Madame W, as professional bartenders, couldn’t turn down a request for a drink from a non quadrupedal animal. Since then, Sharks Beans has hung out in the Emblem Warhorse, saying they “Like the good service.”

Beans adapted quickly to a mostly-sharkless Seattle, their resemblance to the former Garages player Sparks Beans endearing them to the team despite the initial wariness about having a shark around. They have replaced their previous diet with one of salmon, which seem to be in abundance, and have found contentment in going for regular swims in the Puget Sound, coming back to the Warhorse Bar under cover of darkness so as not to alarm other players who might expect a shark attack. This has led to rumors of a cryptid living in the Sound, which has confounded Lenjamin Zhuge, typically adept at finding such creatures. They get along very well with Fammy, with whom they often have eating contests. (To this day Fammy has won all of them.)

Beans' emblem is engraved on the outside of a small heart-shaped locket that they wear around their neck. The inside contains a small picture of Chorby Soul. They reportedly do not get along with any Chorby Soul replicas, considering them to be an affront to everything that makes Soul themself. Patrons speculate that this locket has to do with the fact that Chorby Soul is revered in Shark Seattle as a savior, reclaiming the good name of sharks everywhere by punching consumers, but Beans’ wouldn’t comment when asked.

Due to the lack of ubiquitous water in the Seattle we know, Beans' signature home run style tends to backfire and they are mostly known for hitting unruns when batting as a Patron. Due to that same lack of water, their preferred drink is water, and as much as possible.