Dark Seattle Corporates/IF-97.006

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NAME: TOWNSEND, MIKE

POSITION: PITCHER

DATE ONBOARDED:  SEASON 0 DAY 97 (████████)

BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION:

TOWNSEND is a member of the RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT department focused on mechanical augmentations and robotics technology. The ████████ Mecha, an ongoing project by TOWNSEND started in Season ██, has yet to be completed, possibly because its operation requires all four iterations of TOWNSEND to be in the same room without fighting with each other.

Note: Record information about the ████████ cloning experiment has evidently been lost. ████████████████ has been assigned to recover damaged data, but in the interim, it is unclear in this database which iteration of TOWNSEND is the original and which are clones. FIX THIS LATER.