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Core Bestiary has 5 Rumors written about so far.

Core Bestiary/IF-13.634

An Excerpt From One of the Collected Letters of Adonis Nihilate, U.P.

... My apologies for the delay in responding to your letter. I had intended to reply two weeks ago but found myself lost after an attempt to help a fellow Mechanic, or what I thought was a fellow Mechanic. Strange creature, with all of those eyes. I'm certain some of them were cameras. They were heading down into one of those zones that just got uncovered, the ones D.O.W.N. is securing up next Cycle. Next thing I knew, I was halfway across the Core and couldn't see them anywhere. Strange times...

Core Bestiary/IF-3.412

"Animals? Oh, yeah, there's an Example Creature which lives in a pipe near my fridge. It's exemplary. It used to hide when I came near, but now it's gotten used to me and it sticks its exampley little head out when I come near. I feed it counterexamples, and sometimes it helps me when I'm stuck trying to figure something out."

Core Bestiary/IF-6.917

An excerpt from the journal of a famous mechanic.

There's been a parabolakeet living above my room for years. I've already seen it twice, and I know that means i won't see it again. but it keeps stealing my variables. i know because i come back and none of my blueprints work and the scale is all off. I've tried leaving seeds out to appease it, but i hear that swooping song and i run upstairs and my variables are all gone again. Maybe I should move my workshop to the basement...

Core Bestiary/IF-79.686

Alpha Zone's Workshop? Yeah, they had to liquidate a few weeks back. A Zxes got in their junk yard and well... you know what happens next. Good place for humane rehoming of the little buggers though.

Core Bestiary/IF-95.975

A Splortsfan's Commentary, S20D113

...I dunno, I missed the first half of the inning because I was in the bathroom, but I came back and my friend looked pretty nervous, and I almost asked em about it when Sports hit that home run. Watched it sail all the way into the outfield where the balloons were flying- That thing was loud when it burst. Or, maybe it was the acoustics.

Either way, after that balloon popped, there were a couple of like... orangey-yellow specks darting across the field, sort of popping out of the ground and going back in. My friend, ey go "Hey look, there's unbirds on the field!" And I go "Oh hey, yeah, I remember seeing some of those at the foundry!"

Also I guess I didn't miss the inning, because I saw a bunch of fish and then apparently it was Inning 8 again.


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