Core Bestiary/IF-6.917

Rumor / Community Lore
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An excerpt from the journal of a famous mechanic. There's been a parabolakeet living above my room for years. I've already seen it twice, and I know that means i won't see it again. but it keeps stealing my variables. i know because i come back and none of my blueprints work and the scale is all off. I've tried leaving seeds out to appease it, but i hear that swooping song and i run upstairs and my variables are all gone again. Maybe I should move my workshop to the basement...