Commissioner Vapor/IF-978.0

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The Pretender

Reordered Day 81 of Season 7 and 98:99:99 BLST[1]
Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Commissioner Vapor at their Rumor Registry.

Commissioner Vapor is Doing a Great Job.

Commissioner Vapor hovers, appointed by The ORB.

Commissioner Vapor hits a 2 run home run.

Commissioner Vapor looms, the embodiment of the Talker’s rage and resentment.

Commissioner Vapor is not a pretender.[2]

Commissioner Vapor is the concept of a lighthouse casting a beacon through a rolling fog.

Commissioner Vapor is the gentle mist left that crawls between crevices in turf and gravel.

Commissioner Vapor is the smell of rain resting on dirt, sinking deep, of nitrogen clawing up from the ground.

Commissioner Vapor is the damp feeling on your skin, the droplets that cascade down goosebumps and thin hairs.

Commissioner Vapor is up to bat when you feel the vague feeling of a misty morning looking across a lake as fog rises off it.

Commissioner Vapor is a light struggling to break through clouds - it wants to reach you but when you sink into its fog you just come out the other side.

Commissioner Vapor is a beacon for your friends in the dugout, clear as day. We all have clouds that block our vision.

  1. Blaseball Standard Time
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    The Commissioner