Commissioner Vapor/IF-4376.3

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Recorded Day 83 Season 7 78:04:92 BLST[1]
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This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Commissioner Vapor at their Rumor Registry.

On Day 81 of Season 7, the NLPR[2] recorded a video of Commissioner Vapor stepping up to bat. The following description was given as a voice over to the newsreel:

Hi! Hello, we are excited to bring the first ever live video of Moist Talker’s player Commissioner Vapor! Vapor has been notoriously hard to film so we are very excited about this! Anyway, so, Vapor appears to be wearing a custom long sleeve Moistie [sic] uniform, and a regulation blaseball cap. Our video analysts inform me that Vapor is about 5 feet 4 inches tall, and of, and I quote “perfectly average proportions, it’s like they don’t even play sports, no muscle tone”. We have yet to get a look at their face, but we can see his vape pen! Our brave videographers are getting close to the blase! Oh would you look zzz ssh qqqq.”

The video is cut off at the end, most likely due to the feedback from The Microphone getting too strong.  

Further second hand reports confirm the video, Commissioner Vapor is just an average person, but no strong evidence has been presented. Many claim that “she vapes constantly, like always, even indoors”[3].

  1. Blaseball Standard Time
  2. Nlational Public Records
  3. Ziwa Mueller