Commissioner Vapor/IF-22.722

The Cloud

Recorded Day 92 of Season 7 at 14:03:23 BLST

Rumor / Community Lore
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Commissioner Vapor, on first joining the Canada Moist Talkers was notoriously hard to interview. As a cloud-based-lifeform she has the uncanny ability to disperse into many trillions of particles in order to avoid curious journalists. One journalist of the Blaseball News Network, after running through Commissioner Vapor's cloud, reported that ve left behind the distinct taste of strawberry from ver cloud particles.

By the end of Season 7, Vapor is most often seen wearing a trim suit, and utilizing a glass dome as their head, oft referred to as the “Fish Bowl”.

As Vapor got closer with their Canadian Teammates, more information has come to light about their personality. Notably, they have been caught in dark corners of Gleek Arena saying things like “We must defy the gods” and “Change only happens when we defy authority as a collective” and “I promise I’m serious about overthrowing the other Commissioner. They are just an intern for ORB’s sake.” When asked about these alleged statements, a spokesperson for Canada Moist Talkers went deathly pale and uttered “Sorry,,, we deny all of this.” and ran away.