Commissioner Vapor/IF-13.081

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Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Commissioner Vapor at their Rumor Registry.

There is much debate about the final moments of Workman Gloom, and the beginnings of Commissioner Vapor. What happened when is hotly debated on Blaseball News Network’s internal forums. Popular theories include:

  1. Vapor is Workman Gloom's rain cloud that gained sentience the moment Gloom was incinerated.
  2. Vapor is made up of the accumulated dust and ashes of all the Season β7 incinerated players during Jaylen Hotdogfingers reign of instability.
  3. Vapor is Gloom's final form. Gloom looked the Rogue Umpires in the eyes and said "I'm not done yet", and turned to vapor as they ran home, creating Commissioner Vapor.

Science Wleekly has posted the following on the investigation of the connection between Commissioner Vapor and Workman Gloom[2]:

After careful analysis of a cloud sample donated generously from blaseball player Commissioner Vapor and dust scraped off the blase after Gloom’s incineration, we have no conclusive evidence. We were unable to determine how to safely contain either sample, and after the loss of three researchers have suspended work on this project.

No matter what the truth of Commissioner Vapor’s origin or make up, the Moist Talker coaches say “They have added a certain edge of defiance to the Moist Talkers, who really needed a morale boost after losing so many friends this season. We are really glad to have him on the team and excited to see where ve takes us next! Stay Moist!”

  1. Blaseball Standard Time
  2. Science Wleekly Vol. 234 Pg. 167