Clawliday Inn/Rumor Registry

From Blaseball Wiki


Rumors

Clawliday Inn has 48 Rumors written about so far.

Clawliday Inn/IF-12.922

*gurgling noises, like someone using mouthwash and desperately trying to speak to someone in the other room at the same time.*

If you listen carefully, you can hear a hint of ambivalence in the voice, as if their stay did the job, but was otherwise unremarkable. 5/10

Clawliday Inn/IF-12.945

I know it's not far from my usual living space, but I thought it might be nice to see the sights. I've missed seeing the city like this. It's been so long, and I hear there are lots of interesting people here now.

How are you all doing? Was it worth it? Do you regret it? I don't see Brock anywhere. Don't tell me he finally turned tail and fled. I'll miss my favourite disciple.

10/10, an excellent city to spend eternity in, provided they don't stab you in the back.

-Debbie

Clawliday Inn/IF-13.10

this place is really cool!!! wish it was closer to houston tho, i miss my team a lot. and i don't like how everyone gets really sad when i talk to them about what it's like down in the hall. dunno why they do! it's mostly me saying how i beat tilly at flortnite or mario klart bcuz he sucks at it. also, hey kennedy, sorry not sorry about hitting so many ground outs lol. just bcuz i haunt you doesn't mean i'm gonna help u out. nothing against u, i just think it's funny - son scotch

Clawliday Inn/IF-14.14

This is literally the worst hotel I've ever stayed in, there are ghosts everywhere, no one has paid for real building repairs in decades, the view is terrible, and all the staff, except the cool and talented night manager, have no idea what they're doing. You should shut this place down and let them do other things with their time, like maybe blaseball or whatever their usual side gigs are.

Clawliday Inn/IF-25.554

This is a lovely hotel, 12/10! I'm still getting used to all the ghosts, it still doesn't feel quite right to count myself as one. It was nice to see the Crabs again! And to play against Beck! Sorry I couldn't do much, holding the bat with hands that are not my own is weird, to say the least. But! Thank you, Kennedy. Next time I come by I'll bring some roses. Oh - say hi to my dad when you next play against the Flowers from me? - M. Mason.

Clawliday Inn/IF-28.47

It was the bottom of the ninth and your team was down 7-0. I showed up to hit a single, and you followed up right after with a double. When Parker hit a ground out you ran to third with me and held hands so the Steaks couldn't get you out. That's probably not a real rule but you argued with them enough that they let you stay.

Alston batted us in together and we only lost 7-2.

Maybe swing by next time I'm in town and we can grab a coffee?

Clawliday Inn/IF-36.546

This is a lovely hotel. And it's close to the sea so I can visit my friends...though I do wish that there was some way to get more water in the rooms... 7.8/10 -H.A.

Clawliday Inn/IF-45.367

Is that how the black hole makes you feel all the time? With the crab parts and all?

I kind of like it.

Clawliday Inn/IF-51.453

This one's for Loser's eyes only, okay?

Thanks for meeting me on my level, Ken. Don't burn yourself out too much with the ghosts. I don't get the scrambled egg brain thing, but you should sleep more. You know how to find me if you ever want to talk. Sorry I couldn't set any new records in your body instead of Esme's.

Clawliday Inn/IF-51.480

crabs! thank you for being so friendly to us! even when we don't actually hit the ball well! it really means a lot that you're learning how to tell us all apart, and giving us a place to stay that isn't the trench. the hotel is great! 11/10 would mess around with the living players staying here for an away game again. you should've seen the look on mike townsend's face when we moved everything in his room two inches to the left, it was priceless.

Clawliday Inn/IF-55.72

Natha's Base Hit

Ingredients: 1 Kennedy Crab, 1 bat, 1 pitcher, balls and myself.

Directions: 1) Place bat in toaster and attach to Kennedy Crab, set to hit.

2) Line toaster up with the trajectory of the pitch.

3) Repeat until hit or out.

Serve on a base.

Clawliday Inn/IF-59.286

crabs! how do you feel about the hotel being used as a wedding venue?? let me know, okay?

Clawliday Inn/IF-63.222

ugh its soooo damp like what is up w that??? i know its like baltimore or whatever but it messes up my hair soo badly like i don't wake up looking this good it takes time yknow?? whatever. that smaht person was kinda cute though anyone know how i can get aer number? xox jenna

Clawliday Inn/IF-63.305

VIVA LEAL BABY THANK U 4 THE PEANUT WATER!!!!!!! PARTY ON U GUYS ROCK SUNGLASSES EMOJI EXPLOSION EMOJI

Clawliday Inn/IF-70.713

5/10 pls tell ur guy to get more sleep its like a mcdonalds playplace in there and not in a good way

Clawliday Inn/IF-72.14

eNVy Log Entry: S 19

It appears that this time I am inhabitting player designation Loser, K. Something must have happened to players Aslott V. and Ramsey E. as I have last encountered them in S17.

Nothing new to report in this appearence. They seem to continue to be sporadic.

More data required.

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.439

Kennedy. Crabs. I am so proud of you. You will find Forrest again. -- Combs D.

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.440

2/5, Everyone looks at me like they’re actually happy to see me which ruins the fun. Also Loser’s head gets sad inside when I vape with him. Otherwise exactly everything I expected of a Crab brand Hotel Motel Holiday Inning. - tillyhendy69

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.441

I miss you Crabs! Tell Pedro I’ll see him next time, he always seems to be Elsewhere when I’m here! And make sure Kennedy gets some rest? His brain is feeling a little more like soup than usual these days. Love you all! - Nora

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.442

Good to see the old gang again, even if most of them aren’t around anymore. Spending the rest of the day with the team was a joy and a blessing. Is that a poor choice of words? Either way, very proud, loved the brunch, thanks for having me! - Thomas Kirby

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.443

yo ur guys brain is like scrambled eggs its REAL weird in there lol. ok actually the hotel is dope tho but can only the shadows guys see us or can yall? like could ppl from other teams come visit if they wanted? asking fr a friend lol ur weird night manager couldnt give me a straight answer but maybe the goth witchy one knows. love u crabs thx fr the free jersey byeeeee

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.444

the free cookies are nice but the deer guy at the front desk burst into tears when i asked if they were out of chocolate chip ones sorry about that

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.445

you need more plants here

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.446

Hey, Kennedy Loser! I’m really sorry about hitting that groundout!! I’m still trying to get a handle on managing three souls in a body. Good luck on the next game! - Augusta Chadwell

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.447

i had a really nice stay! well, there was one bellhop who seemed really mad at me for some reason. kit kept muttering stuff under their breath about how kit would poison my food and eat a granola bar over my bed? maybe look into that

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.448

ok but srsly can we get a schedule fr the black hole games?? bc i keep missing them or popping into esme n i dont wanna sound desperate but its like way nice to have a body again lol. again not to sound desperate or anything but like having hands? do miss that. anyway sorry abt the ground out not sorry abt stealing home that one time love u crabs byeeeee

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.449

thanks finn for the earplugs

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.450

hey I fixed the broken vending machine on floor 18.7. it was really bothering me. ill send you an invoice -HS

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.451

Hey, Kennedy Loser! May you say hello to Wanda Schenn the next time you play the Firefighters? I misread the calendar, missed her by a few days. Oops. I hope it was a fun series! It’s been a long time since I last saw her batting. - Augusta Chadwell

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.452

this was incredible!!! maybe consider dropping by the haunted malls there was a really fun guy there who went kinda “auuughghghgh!!!!!!” and then he was like “awauwauwuawhhhghhghg!!!!!!” yknow???? he was in an arcade machine he was cool!!! anyway yeah!!!!!!! claws up!!!!!!!!!!!! oh this is zi by the way <3

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.453

Wonderful Hotel . It Was A Good Experience And Time To Have ThankYou Very Much . --- Ronald L. Monstera

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.454

I missed it here. thank you. - combs

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.455

It's been real fun to come up here!!! Some of the crabs have taught me how to steal too!!! Also please get your guy a therapist or something he’s got scrambled egg brain BAD!!! <3 fitzy

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.456

Thank you for taking care of York

– Jessi Wise

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.457

heyyy yall didnt tell us the black hole games were so COOL like what even WAS that??? can yall send us a schedule or smth bc i wanna come back fr another one of those (a home game if ur guy can swing it pls) i feel like my bones r gonna vibrate out of my skin lol this rules ANYWAY still love u crabs see yall soon byeee

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.458

Hey, Kennedy Loser! Luis Acevedo (is that how you spell it?) told me that Enid Marlow is hanging around Baltimore. Which, haha, I didn’t know that! Enid and I go way, way back. Sorry to be asking for a favor, but may I speak to Enid somehow? It’s very important to me that we have a talk :))) - Augusta Chadwell

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.459

Good service, Nice atmosphere. Consumer free. 10/10 - CS

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.460

i thought i was getting used to the ghosts but uhhhhhhhh lmao there was one floating past my doorway which i thought was fine so i walked by and then she grabbed my shoulder??? which i didn’t think ghosts could do?? she told me my firstborn child would be the end of me and advised me to go get birth control ?? experience was pretty good but i’m docking a star and a half for that sorry why are your ghosts corporeal

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.461

this is nice, i like staying here. the plants are polite. -H.P.🌺

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.462

Be careful. Black hole games feel different here. Louder than they ever did with Ramsey.

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.463

this place is chill as hell?? could use more swamp tho 8/10

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.464

I miss Breckenridge.

Clawliday Inn/IF-87.465

It's always nice dropping by here after helping Kennedy out. I know it wasn't his fault, but I still don't forgive him. Misses 5 star rating due to inadequate breakfast options (single waffle iron, no salmon runs, single small pot of gravy vs boats). Always nice to have somewhere to track the mud from my boots.

-A. Roland

Clawliday Inn/IF-98.267

For a new place to sleep, it could be worse.

Clawliday Inn/IF-98.699

place could use some better lighting but it's nice gettin' to spend time away from the Trench. glad I got to see Beck again too. what was up with all those 🌿🦋🐟🌾in' salmon though

— H. Cerna


Create New Rumor


To create a new Rumor for Clawliday Inn, use the Page Creation tool to the right. The IF number needs to be a randomly generated 4 or 5 digit number with a period placed somewhere within, and it cannot match any numbers currently used on this page. We've generated one for you to use, but feel free to use a different number. This will create a subpage under Clawliday Inn for inclusion in the main page. Visit Interdimensional Rumor Mill/Guide to read more about how to create a new Rumor.