Cell Barajas/IF-61.44

Cell / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Cells that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Cells about Cell Barajas at their Cell Registry.

This Cell (#299) runs a popcorn cart. Late in the Discipline Era, she descended from the Rafters and claimed a popcorn cart from the snack concourse, absconding with it clutched in her huge talons. Now she appears with a sudden, unscheduled crash in any location - the parking lot, the infield, even once in the LA Taquería during an away game. The umbrella has been stripped to shreds and one wheel is missing, but somehow the cart is still supplied with fresh butter and kernels and pops well. Any appearance of Cell's popcorn cart is a popular event with fans, as Cell rarely charges anything. This Cell is pleasantly plump, nearly twice as heavy as Cells born at a similar timing, but she also has an increased wingspan.