Carcinization/IF-18.009

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Debbie can’t even touch me!

So you’re not carcinized?

What? Hellooo, have you seen me? I’m carcinized as anybody else! It’s not about Debbie, or whatever, not for me. Carcinization is all about changing, right? I am too! It’s the connection to the other Crabs that matters. If I didn’t have that, I wouldn’t even bother! You don’t have to be traditionally carcinized to be carcinized, you know?

And the connection to Baltimore?

I’ve got that too! I mean, I played here for how many seasons? Don’t answer that. Baltimore’s home, still. A lot of places have been home for me, but I still have people here, right, Finn and Kennedy and all the other Crabs. Home’s where the heart is, or however the ████ that cheesy saying goes. The heart’s in Baltimore, so Baltimore’s home! So I’m still a Crab. Carcinized and all. I don’t think you ever really stop being one unless you wanna stop!