Brock Forbes/IF-310.40

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Brock and Adalberto Tosser are roommates when they are not staying within the Crab dormitories in the Crabitat. They have the highest recorded magnitude of roommate energy in history. The have an extremely close domestic-professional relationship, are super comfortable in one another's space, know how to balance out chores responsibly, communicate their living needs proactively and respectfully, and hang around in the shared space and invite friends over without issue. Researchers have discovered that with the right equipment they can even visualize the blue thread of copacetism (much like the red thread that ties two fated lovers, the blue thread of copacetism exists entirely perpendicular to the line between two perfect roommates, at the midpoint). The two of them enjoy urban exploration, and used to invite Tillman Henderson until he started chickening out after the third time, and now invite Forrest Best who was already in all the abandoned buildings the first few times but it seemed like the polite thing to do.