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Bobbin Moss/IF-7.3856

Background

Bobbin Moss was an untrained botanist out in the Everglades, spending years taking care of the swamp life. Most botanists aren't concerned with the care of Cattails and Algae, but Bobbin was heavily invested in their care. Bobbin was so invested in the care of the local flora that she changed her last name to "Moss." This was aided by the fact that her isolated time out in the swamps led her to ruining her legal records in swamp water and forgetting her given last name. Also her given first name. She actually chose "Bobbin" because "That's what I do out in the water!" She gets very upset if you pronounce her name "Bobbing," as she thinks you're making fun of her accent.

Her love of moss went beyond caring for it and naming herself after it. She also learned how to synergise with the moss in the everglades, incorporating it into and onto her physical form. Thanks to her ability to share and exchange nutrients with the moss attached to her, she can go for extended periods of time without eating. The longest she's gone without a meal was 67 hours, before her visiting cousin mentioned something about it. According to that cousin, Bobbin replied with "Oh, yah, I guess I could go for a nibble," before eating approximately 6,000 calories in one sitting.

Joining the ILB

Bobbin had received grant money from the ILB for her research years prior, but didn't remember the details of said contract. However, after the incineration of Logan Horseman, the ILB contacted Bobbin to fulfill her end of the contract. Upon traveling to Miami as per the ILB's request, she realised what her part of the contract was: she was now required to play Blaseball as a player for the Miami Dale.

Relationships

While the isolated Everglade local lacks a lot of social couth, she is incredibly knowledgeable about the environment and its inhabitants. She gets along excellently with Stout Schmitt, as they both feel incredibly at ease in various swamp environments and share a strong camaraderie as a result.

She also gets along excellently with Liam Snail, as the two of them are very good at talking for long lengths about their interests and remembering specific pieces of information one tells the other. Bobbin is still trying to convince Liam to allow her to put some moss on their shell, but Liam is hesitant.

Francisca is also good friends with Bobbin, as Bobbin's long hair gets similarly frazzled due to the natural Florida humidity, and Bobbin helps Francisca care for her hair with a number of products and tricks.

Qais and Bobbin also tend to get along very frequently, as Bobbin is also very good at helping Qais keep moisture out of the their mech. Qais, in turn, was quick to help Bobbin adjust to playing Blaseball. They described Bobbin's batting stance as "Frankly horrific, but much better than when she was trying to bat with one hand."

Bobbin tends to avoid Howell Rocha, stating "I know that she's her own person, but she looks too much like me, and she's always trying to talk to me about my 'problems' and she seems like a nice gal but I don't want there to be more than one me." When asked about this, Howell had this to say: "I don't talk about people's emotions with the press. Bobbin will come to understand me and herself on her own time."

Bobbin Moss/IF-86.742

Background

Bobbin Moss, a Cuban genderfluid lupine, they/she/he, was employed in Miami as a club singer. They were born supernaturally gifted with impressive talent in every conceivable skill, excluding the splort of blaseball, which they were dreadful at. They earned fame participating in many competitive events and earning numbers of trophies in every one, although this activity seemed to slow in the months leading up to ILB recruitment.

A list of some of Moss's high-publicity achievements:

  • Multiple victories on live trivia-based and talent-based glameshows.
  • Winner of the Moss Fight (self-proclaimed) (no elaboration)
  • Gold Medal in Hotdog Levitating Contest 5 years in a row
  • First place in a Pitblull Impression Competition, second place awarded to Mr. Wide
  • John Award's Award for Most Awards Held

Joining the ILB

Moss had reportedly snuck into the stadium upon seeing a spot open up in the lineup of their local blaseball team, the Miami Dale. She placed herself into the group's huddle and promptly proceeded to introduce herself to Mr. Wide, handing over a leatherbound resume 175 pages long. She earned a spot on the team by virtue of looking "legit enough".

Career

The press took an interest in the odd recruit. In one of many interviews, Moss shares, "Yeah, I could have gone pro in anything, but I already know I'm a star hlockey player, jluggler, chef, whatever..." They went on to detail a unique "infinite potential" inherent to the splort, being the one skill Moss has anything to learn in.

Eyes were on Bobbin Moss as the replacement for the team's strongest hitter, and Moss promptly disappointed. Despite this, his morale remained high. Moss is often seen practicing newly invented batting techniques during games to varying degrees of success, while still taking time for his other passions, including singing.

Relations with Teammates

In their free time, Bobbin Moss is known to go out of their way to spend time with teammates, engaging in many activities outside of blaseball. Liam Snail has made multiple appearances as a co-host on TV show "Painting With Bob Moss", Howell Rocha once appeared at an esplorts event receiving coaching from Moss, Jomgy Rolsenthal and Moss have collaborated on multiple videos for the YouTube channel "Jsauce", Sixpack Santiago has attended many marathon running events alongside Moss, Qais Dogwalker and Moss have collaboratively put on fire-spinning acts for community events, et cetera.


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