Alyssa Harrell/IF-140.28

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No one has ever seen, heard, touched, smelled, tasted, heard from, heard of, located, tracked, watched, spied on, sensed, felt, looked at, listened to, talked to, conversed with, or were able to discern anything about “Harrell." Anything you might have heard about "Harrell" is complete hearsay. It is impossible to describe "Harrell" because she does not exist.

Harrell does not exist
It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the Tiger’s dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

It won't be enough.

Harrell does not exist
The first day of Harrell's move to the New York Millennials was difficult, largely due to the fact she doesn't exist and the Mills hadn't noticed her arrive.

Although she has softened since joining the Mills, likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons, Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would still sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Still not enough I'm afraid.

Harrell does not exist
Harrell was taking to Yellowstone National Ballpark rather well, and although she still wanted to sacrifice every fan in the stadium one by one, the urge was lessening.

Whether Harrell wishes to sacrifice the park's visitors one by one remains to be seen.

Harrell dear, it's just not that simple.

Harrell does not exist
Arriving in Hawai’i under the domain of Our Lady, Harrell made a smooth transition to island life, where she took up a hobby of hunting invasive species, but otherwise was able to unwind to some degree.

After an extended stay in Hawai’i it seemed uncertain if Harrell was still interested in sacrificing every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Oh that's too bad. Have you lost your nerve?

Harrell does not exist
When Harrel first joins the Crabs they are in a state of disarray. With long-time Crabs Luis Acevedo and Parker Parra gone from the lineup, a newly returned and debted York Silk, rumours of Nagomi McDaniel’s involvement in the affair, and Tot Fox and Pedro Davids still elsewhere, there was hardly any time to worry about a woman who did not exist. In fact the only one who seemed to notice she had joined the roster was Brock Forbes, who thanks to being split across an infinite number of dimensions had a penchant for seeing things that other people could not. who greeted her with a simple “Hello” that she was unaccustomed to. After the first few attempts he had to specify, “I’m talking to you”.


Harrell and Brock had a brief discussion about her current state of being and the current state of the team. He needed someone he could rely on, and she needed Something she could not have . Harrell and Brock discussed the terms of this arrangement and they came to a agreement. As Brock ventured down into the depths of her domain, he made it clear to everyone that “this is not a deal.”


It was a simple enough outcome. A complex doll made of bone and chitin, forged using things that only Brock remembered how to do with power from a god he had long since betrayed. It’s delicate ball joints juxtaposed with it’s hard surface, and it’s face still and unmoving, but it undeniably existed. It was impossible to move, there was nothing that existed that could position it's joints and connections, or move it's limbs to appear alive.

And just like that Harrell didn’t exist, but this thing did. Rising from the bay and carrying the doll in his hands, Brock turned to Harrell and asked, “How do you like it?"

An inelegant solution, you will find this victory short-lived. I will see the two of you again before too long.
Send my regards to Baldwin and Deborah.

Time on the Baltimore Crabs

It was only thanks to Harrell’s considerable will that she was able to move the doll at all, but she found that when it was convenient, it was good to have the option. After so many years, she was comfortable with her state of being and still liked to stay non-existent when it suited her. Her and Brock found an equilibrium as they worked to keep the team functioning in the chaos of the ILB, as well as Harrell getting to show off all her “cool vape tricks” to Brock in the Tillman Henderson Memorial Restrooms.