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The Academy of Living Transposition Events Research presents 3 publications to date.

Alternate/Entry-01.001

Alternation events within Blaseball have expanded significantly in scope since the idyllic heyday of the Discipline Era. In modern Blaseball, it seems barely a season goes by without one Team or another experiencing a raft of Alternations at once. While this may force an Alternated individual's loved ones (e.g. friends, family, and most importantly, Fans) to come to terms with feelings like "loss", "grief" and "contemplating the daunting nature of infinite realities", for 95%citation needed of events, there is no cause for alarm.

Extensive research has shown that during an Alternation event, realities "pair up" in a way that prioritises similarity between pairs, allowing for a new arrival with few - if any - differences between their former reality and their new home. As there are functionally-infinite realities, the vast majority (99%) of universes will find a highly similar match.

Any case where an Alternate has expressed distress at major discrepancies between their reality of origin and our reality - while unfortunate for the individual - are statistically insignificant on this wider scale. This can also be applied to any given reality where low-parsimony Alternation events are more common. Jetsam, Jetsam and Jetsam, in their 20REDACTED report suggest that such realities are somehow "slower" in the pairing process and more likely to trade with more divergent realities.

Regardless, as it is understood, for 99.9% of realities, Alternation is an unremarkable happening.

Alternate/Entry-83.61

Math Velazquez and Collins Melon voluntarily underwent Alternation in order to test Velazquez's theories about Blaseball star ratings. Velazquez returned as another facet of the same universal constant, while Melon seemingly returned as an entirely different entity. However, after having Alternate removed by the Reader in Season β16, Melon was revealed as being a similarly universal entity composed of all melons that were, are, and will be.

Alternate/Entry-95.226

During Season 4's Alternate Reality decree, many pairs of players were drawn from the same alternate universe as each other. Commonly cited examples of these pairs include Edric Tosser and Justice Spoon of the Chicago Firefighters coming from the Deerfield Firestarters, Parker Meng and Kichiro Guerra of the San Francisco Lovers coming from the San Francisco "Tough" Lovers, and Igneus Delacruz and Eugenia Bickle of the Hellmouth Sunbeams coming from the Moab Starlights.

Previous theorists have suggested that specific teams are closely associated with specific "mirrorverse" counterparts, often involving teams from the same region but with reversed thematics. But why are they often from teams with opposing emotional resonance, and not merely opposing literal themes? In this essay I will

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