Aldon Anthony/IF-12.34

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Aldon Anthony was a normal ant who loved to follow scent trails and pick up food and then bring it to their nest. But one day they got into the Worldwide Field and drank some electric water during tryouts. They got turned into a human sized ant and got handed a bat and then hit the ball and were then forced to play blaseball. Aldon Anthony did not particularly like playing blaseball as it was a lot different than following scent trails to food and then bringing it home to their nest, but every day they brought treats and meats from the concession stands and from the wild Miami Dale parties back to the ant hill they came from. They were named Aldon Anthony by Logan Horseman because their ant name was just a weird smelling pheromone that ruined parties.

They survived until late in season 2 when a young umpire in training incinerated them with a magnifying glass to the horror of the team.