Adalberto Tosser/IF-30.767
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History
Tosser is beloved by countless blaseball fans but banned from almost every bar in town. His "rambunctious antics” off the field have made him something of a regular figure in the scandal pages and gossip blogs, but it is largely agreed among fans and splorts journalists that this doesn't detract from his reputation as a solid, respectable, thoroughly middling player. Tosser was born Adalberto Tossas in Pittsburg, Georgia to a Dominican-American family. He had no noticeable birth defects, however, as he grew older, his right arm began to grow at a much more rapid pace than his left. By the time he was turned 13, his arm had grown to 4 feet in length and showed no sign of stopping. Since joining the Crabs, Tosser's right arm has continued to grow at a rapid pace. However, potentially as a byproduct of his carcinization, when the forearm reaches around 7 feet in length, with a violent crack, the segment bends at the center to form an additional elbow.
Relationship with Tillman Henderson
Tillman Henderson and Tosser were seen together many times when Tillman played for the Crabs. While it wasn't clear how close the two of them were, it was a well known phenomenon locally that when the two of them went out for the nigh several bars would close preemptively to try and avoid their path of destruction. However not all of their interactions ended in being kicked or banned from local establishments. It's been noted that Tosser and Tillman seem to get along remarkably well considering Tillman's reputation.
Notably Tillman has even been invited to Tosser's favorite bar; they have a subway strap installed on the roof above Tosser's favorite seat where he can loop his arm through it to rest it. While he never attended for the first ten seasons, after the Crabs ascended there are reports of Tillman being seen there heckling anyone who tries to take up that seat.
Relationship with Silvaire Roadhouse
After the untimely death of Tillman Henderson Tosser was surprised to discover a new companion for bar hopping with the Crab's newest member, Silvaire Roadhouse. It is said that the first time that they went out together Silvaire invited him out to a bar her grandfather, Silvaire Roadhouse, had recommended.
The two of them managed to be on their best behaviour for approximately 23 minutes before reports came out of "untold chaos", "Drunken revelry", and "A Matador starting a bar fight". The two of them now meet up regularly when they need to cut loose and cause trouble.
Season 9 Day X
In the aftermath of the season 9 finals, where Tosser threw a pitch that allowed Stu Trololol to hit a 3-run home run shaming the Crabs out of ascension, there was a significant amount of confusion due to other events in the ILB. However in the days that followed It became clear that something was different about Tosser. Where once his long arm was extended further by chitinous claws, it now seemed that he had lost his famous pitching arm.
While Tosser himself maintains that this is a result of the Olde One's displeasure, in reality after the death of the Olde One carcinization is tied closer to the subconscious of the person, so rather than a punishment for Her displeasure, the true source of the change is likely Tosser himself.
