Adalberto Tosser/IF-19.012

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Adalberto Tosser is a three foot tall Mbluppet© with a unusually large arm—while a thirty-six inch long arm would be considered normal for most taller humans, a thirty-six inch long arm on a thirty-six inch tall Mbluppet© is considered an abnormality. He pitches with this arm, although he cites that “sometimes he has to get a box to pitch,” and that he also uses this box to be the same height as his husband, Brock Forbes.

There is no visible carcinization on Tosser. However, he is often seen looking longingly out at the Bay with his banjo, leading some to theorize that his carcinization is internal rather than external.

Tosser is the lead performer in hit movie “The Mbluppets© (20XX),” and is the lead singer of Top Fifty Hit “Rainbow Clawnnection.” When asked about his time on the Idol Board during Season 19, he had this to say:

“Oh, I don’t really know why I’m up there. Has somebody made a recent review of ‘The Mbluppets© (20XX)’ recently or something?”

Due to their Mbluppet© nature, neither Tosser nor his husband wear a wedding ring in the tradition manner. Instead, they wear the rings on necklaces, and are often seen wearing matching outfits outside of games, usually “Mbluppet© sized cargo shorts” and “weird Mbluppet© dad shirts.”