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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
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A Good Girl
Halexandrey Walton is a coyote that wandered into center field through the gap left by the loss of Sosa Elftower, who was incinerated on the 64th day of Season 2. Halexandrey described her recruitment process in an interview given during post-season Party Time.
Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go.
Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex", or "Halex".
Halexandrey's fans chant "Hex 'em, Halex!" when she is up to bat.
Halexandrey has been trying for years to get people to yell "Apex Predator!" when she is up, but it didn't catch on until she was feedback'd to the Tacos.
There are rumors going around that Hex eats incinerated players.
According to her lawyer, these allegations are false and there is no evidence to support any claims of attacking or eating rival players, dead or alive. Halex's lawyer was fired by the Magic at the start of season 5. When asked about this, Halex only growled, "I AM GOING TO EAT THE UMPS".
Eating The Gods, and other Taco-Related Activities
Exposed to the only Feedback incident of Season 5, Halex was transferred from the Magic to the Unlimited Tacos, in exchange for Tacos player Wyatt Glover.
Though initially perturbed by the change of scenery and the constantly shifting locales of the Los Angeli, Halex quickly grew accustomed to the new group, often seen feasting on the meat held within the city's titular tacos.
Halex seems to be more than comfortable with her new team, in no small part due to her sympathizing with the Taco's recently-discovered mission to EAT THE GODS. Her newfound appetite for godflesh is likely responsible for her fans finally acknowledging her by the name 'Apex Predator'.
Season 3 Walton, by @HORSEIZONTAL
Walton doing what she does best: catching a ball on defense, by @quinn_town
Beach Party Hex @Fancymancer
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
|Players||Batters||Halexandrey Walton · Mcdowell Mason · Valentine Games · Rat Mason · Basilio Mason · Basilio Fig · Vito Kravitz|
|Pitchers||Sexton Wheerer · Peanut Bong|
|Shadows||Kevin Dudley · Wyatt Dovenpart|
|Former||Wyatt Quitter (🥜) · Francisca Sasquatch (🥜) · Patel Beyonce (🥜) · Alejandro Leaf (🥜) · Wyatt Pothos (🥜) · Pitching Machine (🥜) · Full List|
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5|
|Events||The Grand Unslam · The Wyatt Masoning · Party Time Speedrun · Snackrifice|
|Staff||Al Pastor · Lalengua · Pepito the Coyote|
|Places||Los Angeli · Al Pastor Memorial Park|
|History||Unlimited Tacos' History · Los Angeli Research Division|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Art 🎨 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|
|72° and Infinite|