Zoey Kirchner

Zoey Kirchner
Zoey Kirchner with a body made of acid, wearing safety goggles, fiberglass gloves, and an uniform with yellow caution stripes. They're wearing glass hairties made by Bottles Suljak, and smirking confidently to cover up their insecurities. Art by @captora_
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Core Mechanics
Former Team(s)	Core Mechanics
Status	active
Batting	(3.9)
Pitching	(6.0)
Defense	(3.1)
Running	(4.6)
Modifications	MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Slimy Arm Glove ●○○
Dates Active	Mar 7, 2021 – present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Reciting mantra
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	23

Zoey Kirchner is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Kirchner has played for the Core Mechanics.

Official League Records

Kirchner joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

During the Season 12 elections, Kirchner joined the Mechanics' active roster in exchange for Quinns Jespersen via the Mechanics' Foreshadow will.

During the Season 15 elections, Kirchner gained the Maximalist modification due to the Sky's the Limit blessing.

Kirchner was traded to the Dallas Steaks in exchange for PolkaDot Patterson during the Season 16 elections via the Mechanics' Plunder will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Fan Works

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  Zoey as a nonbinary cyborg, whose entire body is mechanical. Vi has a thin and muscular androgynous look to vir, and is wearing a Core Mechanics blaseball uniform, with high waisted pants. Vis face is a hole, with a pair of round glasses floating in front of it. Vi is lifting off vis blaseball cap with vir left hand, and holding a blaseball in vir right hand. A text box says “Zoey Kirchner, Core Mechanics” with “Vi / Vir / Vis” written below that. Art by Hx Ficus

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  Two different designs for Zoey Kirchner - one as a voidpunk person with a hole through their head and black pince nez glasses, one as a semitransparent goo person made of acid with a bubbly ponytail and a glass hairtie. Art by @wiresandlight

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