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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]].
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]].
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==Fan Works==
 
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=== Fanfiction ===
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''<small>For more fanfiction, go to the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Yusef%20Fenestrate%20(Blaseball)/works Yusef Fenestrate tag] on AO3.</small>''
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* [https://archiveofourown.org/works/32354089 taking inches for miles] by waveridden - On Yusef, elsewhere, and divine harmony.
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File:Yusef Fenestrate Tred.png|alt=Yusef Fenestrate is a Middle Eastern person with long curly hair and tattooed arms. Their face, chest, and shoulders are four-paned windows of varying sizes with a purple and pink galaxy behind. Their left shoulder's window is open and a blue bird stands in it.|Art by [https://twitter.com/tredlocity @tredlocity]
 
File:Yusef Fenestrate Tred.png|alt=Yusef Fenestrate is a Middle Eastern person with long curly hair and tattooed arms. Their face, chest, and shoulders are four-paned windows of varying sizes with a purple and pink galaxy behind. Their left shoulder's window is open and a blue bird stands in it.|Art by [https://twitter.com/tredlocity @tredlocity]
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File:Yusef Fenestrate KayleeRowena.jpg|alt=A digital drawing in black, white, and pink, of Fenestrate on a blank background. Fenestrate is wearing a Lift uniform, has a window for a face, chin-length curly hair, and several windows and slats of wood floating around zir.|Art by [https://twitter.com/kayleerowena/status/1412879864550526976 @KayleeRowena]
 
File:Yusef Fenestrate KayleeRowena.jpg|alt=A digital drawing in black, white, and pink, of Fenestrate on a blank background. Fenestrate is wearing a Lift uniform, has a window for a face, chin-length curly hair, and several windows and slats of wood floating around zir.|Art by [https://twitter.com/kayleerowena/status/1412879864550526976 @KayleeRowena]
 
File:Karaoke with the Lift Fancymancer.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of various members of the Lift around a table, eating, laughing, and singing to Garages Karaoke in a small room filled with Garages album posters and a TV. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide is eating nachos, Yusef Fenestrate is drinking a glass of juice through a straw, Ayanna Dumpington and Wyatt Quitter are the only people in the room standing up and are singing passionately, and Stijn Strongbody is holding a songlist and laughing.|Karaoke Night with the Tokyo Lift during the [[Extended Siesta#Grand Siesta|Grand Siesta]]. From left to right: [[Gerund Pantheocide|Pantheocide]], Fenestrate, [[Ayanna Dumpington|Dumpington]], [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]], and [[Stijn Strongbody|Strongbody]]. By [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1331284947827634177 @Fancymancer]
 
File:Karaoke with the Lift Fancymancer.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of various members of the Lift around a table, eating, laughing, and singing to Garages Karaoke in a small room filled with Garages album posters and a TV. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide is eating nachos, Yusef Fenestrate is drinking a glass of juice through a straw, Ayanna Dumpington and Wyatt Quitter are the only people in the room standing up and are singing passionately, and Stijn Strongbody is holding a songlist and laughing.|Karaoke Night with the Tokyo Lift during the [[Extended Siesta#Grand Siesta|Grand Siesta]]. From left to right: [[Gerund Pantheocide|Pantheocide]], Fenestrate, [[Ayanna Dumpington|Dumpington]], [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]], and [[Stijn Strongbody|Strongbody]]. By [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1331284947827634177 @Fancymancer]
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File:Sefnet gerpan stairs.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of Yusef Fenestrate and Gerund Pantheocide sitting on stone stairs. Yusef is tall, thin, and black, with long hair tied back in a loose bun, a window for a face, a hoodie with a post-punk album cover on it, and skinny jeans covered with paintings of eyes, noses, and mouths. Gerund is short, buff, and mixed Southeast Asian and Eastern European, with thick black hair held back by a bandanna, a ripped sleeveless shirt with the Garages album Deicide on the front, short shorts, fingerless gloves, and a knee brace. She holds her knees as she looks toward Yusef and says, "How bout we talk about you for a change, you're floundering." Yusef responds, "Look, that's not important right now. I'm more worried about how you're holding up." Gerund interrupts with, "Take a step back and define not important, sef. Why is it never important when it happens to you?"|A conversation between Fenestrate and [[Gerund Pantheocide]], by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1423042720113758213 @saltbuzzard]'''
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File:​omg is that dress hlass idrliss.jpg|alt=A marker drawing of Yusef Fenestrate, an Egyptian person with brown skin and black waist-length curly hair. Star is wearing a dress with a bodice made of criss-crossing straps in shades of purple and burgundy, and a long purple slitted skirt with a coral-colored piece in front. Ze has a window where zir face should be. The frame of the window is coral colored, and there are dark purple curtains on either side. Ey's standing with eir hands behind eir back, looking slightly to one side.|Fenestrate dressed for the Mlet Gala, by [https://twitter.com/waveridden/status/1444050194530807810 @waveridden]
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File:Brokyo in Pink.png|alt=a flatly colored digital drawing of five players, on an old paper textured pink background. from left to right:  val hitherto, a short trans chinese man with a slight mustache, acne scars on his cheek and chest, and scars on his knuckles from picking his fingers. he wears a red trench coat over a v-neck shirt, a choker with a heart pattern, and goggles on his forehead which holds up spiky hair, dyed pink on the ends. there are scars around one eye which is cloudy. he looks to the side with a slight grimace as he raises one hand to gesture as he talks.  gerund pantheocide, a short muscular butch transfem vietnamese person with a scar on one cheek, slings one arm over val’s shoulder as she grins and gestures at grollis, who is towards the right. they wear a bandanna covering their eyebrows, a t-shirt and one fingerless glove, and a black denim vest covered in patches and pins. she has a nazar hanging on one hip.  coolname galvanic, a tall thin albino japanese person with long hair and heavy scarring beneath both eyes, stands in the center and back of the image, and looks towards yusef fenestrate. it wears a large sunhat with a sunflower and round sunglasses, and its face rests in a neutral, slightly frowning, expression.  yusef fenestrate, a tall black egyptian wearing an oval-shaped stained glass window mask over the entirety of xer face. ve has immaterial hair that floats behind vim in varying shades of dark brown, and wears a hoodie over a turtleneck, as well as jeans which have had small landscapes painted along the legs. sie looks at coolname as ae rests one hand in gerund’s hair and the other loops around grollis zephyr to hold hyr hand.  grollis zephyr, a black japanese person with short hair, a face mask, and an button-up t-shirt over a cropped binder and sweatpants. ze has large earrings, a nazar hanging from hyr neck, and the scleras of hyr eyes are slightly bluish while hyr irises are slightly oblong and vertical. hyr body faces slightly away from the group, and ze looks at gerund out of the corner of hyr eye as ze holds yusef’s hand. |[[Val Hitherto]], [[Gerund Pantheocide]], [[Coolname Galvanic]], Fenestrate, and [[Grollis Zephyr]] in the early Expansion Era. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1493291523617796102 @saltbuzzard]'''
 
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Revision as of 03:28, 15 March 2022

Yusef Fenestrate is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections.

Official League Records

Fenestrate joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.

During the Coffee Cup, Fenestrate played for Heavy FC as a lineup player.

On Season 20, Day 59, Fenestrate was swept  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification.

During the Season 21 elections, Fenestrate gained the 2x modification as a result of the Lift's Magnify will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Yusef Fenestrate Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-89.328 and start reading...

Rumors

Near the beginning of Fenestrate’s ILB career, rumors began circulating that Fenestrate has a window where their face should be. These rumors are completely untrue, and anyone who spreads them is a malicious liar. It just happens to be that their face looks remarkably like a window from certain angles; when you closely inspect Fenestrate, you can easily make out features of a normal human’s face, such as two average eyes and one unremarkable mouth. There is no window there. Do not attempt to look into the window.

Along with these rumors came questions, such as “how do they eat?”, and “how can they talk?”. The answer is obvious when you disregard these evil lies; in both cases, they use their normal, human mouth that is not a glass pane. It can be difficult to see mouth movement due to the way they speak and the fact that they don’t eat around others. The popular theory that they eat by opening the window and inserting food is completely nonsensical. If they even had a window on their face, the ILB would’ve specifically instructed them to keep the window shut at all times. Hypothetically, of course. Do not attempt to look into the window.

Occasionally, overly curious fans who fall for these unfounded claims feel the need to get close to Fenestrate in order to look into the window that isn’t on their face. Each of these people have claimed to be motivated by “a silent voice within them” to peer into the fallacious glass. Anyone who attempts to look into the window is immediately detained and interrogated by special bodyguards assigned to Fenestrate by ILB officials. These bodyguards are for everyone’s safety. Do not attempt to look into the window.

If you feel yourself beginning to believe that Fenestrate has a window where their face should be, please listen to reason and ignore these incorrect ideas until they go away. If you can’t rid yourself of these malicious thoughts, or worse, you begin to feel the urge to look into the window, please report yourself to an ILB official for emergency re-education. This is for your own good.

Do not attempt to look into the window.

Just listen to them talk about jigsaw puzzles or something.


List of Notable Hobbies, Skills, and Interests

Fenestrate is known by many as someone with many interests and talents. Some of their peers have mentioned that every time you look away, it always seems as though they are up to something new and refreshing. There may be some truth to that:

  • Theoretical physicist (learned from Stijn Strongbody)
  • School nurse
  • Musician:
    • Banjo
    • Wurlitzer
    • Organ
    • Bagpipes
  • Piano tuner
  • White hat hacker (learned from Yusef Puddles)
  • Equestrian
  • Relationship councilor
  • They also play Internet League Blaseball on the side

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Yusef Fenestrate tag on AO3.

Fanart