Wyatt Glover

Wyatt Glover
Glover after three Exploratory Surgeries.
Basic Information
Aliases	Comfort Glover, Wyatt Mason
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Vault Legends
Former Team(s)	Unlimited Tacos, Yellowstone Magic
Status	legendary
Batting	(4.5)
Pitching	(4.3)
Defense	(4.3)
Running	(5.3)
Modifications	AttractorWhen this Player scores a Run, they'll join the Shadows of the Team that scored them, if they're not already on their Roster.  Credit to the TeamThis player will earn Fans 5x the rewards from all Idol Snacks. See also: Glossary  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.  LegendaryThis Player is Legendary.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	Ambitious Rock Necklace of Dexterity ●●●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–March 14, 2021; March 21–April 05, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Feeding the bugs
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	O No
Fate	19
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@comfort_glover

Wyatt Glover is a lineup player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings. Glover has played for the Unlimited Tacos and Yellowstone Magic. Glover is best known for bad reactions to randomizing blessings, being subject to both three unfortunate rounds of the Season 3 blessing Exploratory Surgery, which randomized their pitching stats to 0, as well as one round of the Season 12 blessing Summoning Circle, which reduced their hitting stats by .3 stars.

Official League Records

Season 1

Glover joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball under the name Comfort Glover.

Name Change and Surgeries

After the Season 3 elections, Glover was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning.

During the Season 3 election, Glover (then named Wyatt Mason) was awarded the Exploratory Surgery blessing due to being the Tacos' worst pitcher—a blessing that randomized the stats of a team's worst pitcher three times. The surgery randomized Glover's pitching stats from to . Glover was eligible for the second round of surgery, which again randomized Glover's pitching stats from to . They were then subjected to a third and final round of surgery, which randomized Mason's pitching stats from to 0.

Glover remained the Tacos' worst pitcher.

Reverb and Feedback

On Season 5, Day 82, Glover became a lineup player due to Reverb, now utilizing their batting stat instead of their 0 pitching stat. On Day 98, Glover was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Glover was replaced by Halexandrey Walton.

During the Season 5 elections, Glover's batting, baserunning, and defense fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 9

During the Season 9 elections, Glover gained two modifications: They received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree, and gained the Credit to the Team modification via election, which multiplied future Idol payouts by a factor of five.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Glover played for Atlético Latte as a lineup player.

Season 12

During the Season 12 elections, the Yellowstone Magic received the Summoning Circle blessing, which randomized Glover's batting from to .

Season 13

During the Season 13 election, Glover retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Tiana Wheeler as a result of the Magic's Foreshadow will.

Season 14

During the Season 13 elections, Glover rejoined the Magic's active roster in exchange for Washer Barajas as a result of the Magic's Foreshadow will. They also lost their peanut allergy due to the Nut Button blessing.

Season 15

On Season 15, Day 3, York Silk of the Baltimore Crabs hit a flyout to Glover, causing Glover to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 4, Glover disappeared from the Yellowstone Magic lineup, and they were Redacted.

Season 16

On Season 16, Day 81, Glover exited the Secret Base at the Bubble, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Stephanie Winters, Glover joined the Mexico City Wild Wings' bench.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Early Career

Before the start of their professional Blaseball career, Glover worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys Ralphio's, Glover was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Tacos manager Al Pastor mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Glover has, on record, said that they are "not a Blaseball player" and to "please let [them] out of the dugout." Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release.

Correctional Branding Surgery

After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Glover underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form". Undergoing this procedure made them lose their half-star rating. Despite this, Glover is pleased with the results of the operation, enjoying "a beautiful day for tacos, and a beautiful day for me, Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover."

Made of Sand

Under their glove, Wyatt Glover is made of sand.

One Good Turn Deserves Another

Following Season 5 Game 98, the feedback echoing through Yellowstone Parkpark was so ear-splittingly intense that, in the rush by both teams to return to their buses, the Tacos ended up leaving with Halexandrey Walton on board—but without Wyatt Glover. Coach Merlinmeyer frowned, shrugged, and pulled out a blank sheet of paper and a pen. With a trained flick, the full Yellowstone Magic batters' sign-up sheet appeared on the page, and he placed it on a cooler by the Magic's bus before leaving to help with packing.

Meanwhile, Wyatt Glover watched the Tacos' bus speed off without them and decided this could be an excellent opportunity for a much needed vacation away from blaseball! Besides, Glover thought, there was only one game left in the season—the Tacos would totally be fine if they just find another Wyatt Mason to join the team. Glover eagerly donned the Hawai'ian shirt, sunglasses, and fingerflops they keep on hand for this exact situation, excited to begin their time off. They then hopped onto the Yellowstone Magic team bus, thinking it was a tour bus, and signed the paper inside thinking it was a waiver. Because Glover can't read, they did not realize they had just signed up for the Yellowstone Magic. Coach Merlinmeyer only smiled, and directed Glover to "enjoy the scenery out the right-hand window."

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Fan Works

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  by @p_a_mcg

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  Glover before all of this mess, by @comfort_glover

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  by @embryonichydra

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  Season 4 card

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  Wyatt Glover doing their best to fit in with an oddly non-Wyatt team. By @Monthenor

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  by hacksaw - Glover prior to the end of Season 9

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  Season 11 card by ChewyPudding#7060

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  Teaching Bonk about Weatherman, by batfights

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  Wyatt Glover by Beatrice on discord

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  Glover Species headcanon by Ole on discord

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