Watson Ward

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Watson Ward
Basic Information
Team	Pandemonium Artists
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Spinning Plates
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	A
Fate	66
Soulscream	XEXUIXEXUIXIHAAEIHAAEIXIIAIXIIAIXEEEXUEEEXUEHAEIXHAEIXH

Watson Ward is a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists.

Official League Records

Ward joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Watson Ward has always dreamed of becoming a superhero. Unfortunately, after graduating from college with a degree in super-humanities, Ward was shocked to discover that even entry-level vigilante positions require at least 6-10 years of professional experience. Thus, Ward spent much of his early career as an apprentice (e.g. unpaid intern.) to a variety of costumed heroes. Over time Ward developed a strong resume of sidekick skills, including but not limited to:

• Spouting family-friendly puns during combat.
• Doing a cool backflip.
• Asking exactly the right question during a difficult investigation.
• Looking really impressed when the hero announces the solution to a difficult investigation.

However despite his best efforts and the glowing recommendation letters of multiple genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropists, Ward was unable to defeat his true arch-nemesis; The Gig Economy.

After months of unemployment, Ward stumbled upon a Craigslist ad for Internet League Blaseball, to which he eagerly responded, having wildly misunderstood the term "Batboy".

Gallery

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  Watson Ward with teammate Cinna Toast.

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