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In Season 12, the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and sixth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseasonand were seeded 3rd. After 3-1 series wins against both the Hawaii Fridays and the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the team advanced to face the Hades Tigers in the Internet Series. After a tense five game series, the Tigers emerged victorious, handing the Garages their third Internet Series loss. In the Season 12 Election, snackholders voted to Infuse pitcher Betsy Trombone and Plunder Fridays hitter Nagomi McDaniel, who was then Exchanged by the Boston Flowers, adding Alaynabella Hollywood to the Garages' Roster. Pitching Machine was targeted for exchange by the Ohio Worms, returning Mindy Kugel. The Garages were blessed with The Best Defense, which moved Goodwin Morin to their lineup.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Notable Games

Postseason

  • On Day 103, the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the Hawai'i Fridays. The Garages took a two game lead in series, then dropped one to the Fridays before pulling out a narrow win in a pitchers duel between Lenny Marijuana and Gabriel Griffith to advance, ending the series 3-1. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 108, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The teams traded wins to star the series, but Garages pulled ahead, winning Games 3 and 4 to end the series with a win, 3-1. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 112, the Seattle Garages began their third (and second consecutive) Internet Series this time facing the Hades Tigers. After winning Game 1, the team lost Game 2 to the Tigers, then repeated the pattern for Games 3 and 4, extending the series to 5 games. In Game 5 the team once again choked, caving to the Tigers' superior offense and losing the Internet Series 2-3. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Wills

Two additional wills affected the Seattle Garages:

Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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The Twelfth Trip Around the Sun

A bar graph depicting the Season 12 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

The Grand Siesta has ended and the Garages are back! The Band is picking up exactly where they left off: somehow turning a middling early season performance into a late season surge and another deep postseason run. Nothing has changed[1]. Greer Gwiffin and Paula Turnip were the standouts of the season, hitting 29 home runs apiece and leading the team in runs batted in. The Garages' large pitching staff, anchored by Arturo Huerta and Tot Clark, held their own and ,after ups and downs in the early and midseason, the Band aimed once again for a Postseason Birth. Though the Garages earned another Mild League Championship pennant, their dreams of an ILB championship were once again dashed, this time by the Hades Tigers after a grueling five game Internet Series.

Goodbyes and Layovers

The Season 12 Election brought a lot of change to the Garages. Greer Gwiffin bid goodbye to the band and flew off for Hawai'i. His replacement, Nagomi Mcdaniel touched down at SeaTac Airport only to run into Alaynabella Hollywood, who had gotten lost on the way to the Boston Flowers's shadows. They agreed to swap places, allowing Mcdaniels a much needed break and giving Hollywood a brand new start in Seattle.

Feeling Loopy

Following the league's epic confrontation with and victory over The Shelled One, Blaseball is under new management. (Also the Sun was destroyed during the Season 10 Internet Series and it's really affected the weather). The Garages returned to play in this new era of Peace and Prosperity full of victorious energy. Cleanup hitter Malik Destiny finally came into his own, leading the team in Home Runs and RBIs. The Garages pitching staff, now consisting of 7 members and anchored by standouts Durham Spaceman and Pitching Machine, did their best to keep a handle on the wild swings in win/loss record caused by the Black Hole and Sun 2, only allowing them to activate 4 times during the regular season. After a middling first two thirds of the season, the Band decided to make a play for the playoffs. The Garages got hot and began winnin series instead of just trading wins. The Band managed to ride the wave all the way to the Internet Series, only to fall to the Sunbeams' loop machine after a hard fought five games. Afterwards, the Band gifted the Beams a tour bus full of bread to celebrate their victory.

Justice

Ever wary of authority, the Garages regarded the arrival of new management with healthy disrespect. In the Election, the band was awarded VIII, Justice, an Arcana they were proud to take up as they continued to campaign for "No gods, just Blaseball forever."

  1. For now...