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In Season 12, the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and sixth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseasonand were seeded 3rd. After 3-1 series wins against both the Hawaii Fridays and the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the team advanced to face the Hades Tigers in the Internet Series. After a tense five game series, the Tigers emerged victorious, handing the Garages their third Internet Series loss. In the Season 12 Election, snackholders voted to Infuse pitcher Betsy Trombone and Plunder Fridays hitter Nagomi McDaniel, who was then plundered by the Boston Flowers, adding Alaynabella Hollywood to the Garages' Roster. Pitching Machine was plundered by the Ohio Worms, returning Mindy Kugel. The Garages were blessed with The Best Defense, which moved Goodwin Morin to their lineup.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Notable Games

Postseason

  • On Day 103, the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The Garages took a two game lead, but the Thieves battled to regain their lost ground and won the next two, tying the series 2-2. The Garages pulled out a win in game 5 to advance, 3-2. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 110, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Yellowstone Magic. The Garages swept the first three games of the series but lost a win to the Black Hole, extending it to game 4. The series ended 4-1 in the Garages' favor, with both teams gaining an additional win thanks to Sun 2. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 116, the Seattle Garages began their second Internet Series, this time against interleague rivals the Hellmouth Sunbeams. (Watch here on Before).
    • In Game 1 of the series, The Sunbeams shamed the Garages in the bottom of the 10th inning. Garages pitcher Lenny Marijuana, determined to not end the game in Shame, allowed 4 more runs, triggering Sun 2 and ending the game with a 6-0 Garages win. After one game, the series was tied 1-1.
    • The Garages gave up Game 2 of the series before going on to win Game 3 when the Sunbeams once again hit 10 runs, this time swallowing a Garages win. This was repeated in Game four, leading to the Garages trailing the Beams 1-2 in series wins going into the Game 5, despite technically winning 3 games.

Election Outcomes

Blessings

  • VIII blessed the Seattle Garages.
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    • The Garages receive VIII Justice.
    • The Garages had 14%[1] of the Votes. The Mexico City Wild Wings were the highest bidders with 45% of the votes. 141,916 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Feeling Loopy

A bar graph depicting the Season 11 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

Following the league's epic confrontation with and victory over The Shelled One, Blaseball is under new management. (Also the Sun was destroyed during the Season 10 Internet Series and it's really affected the weather). The Garages returned to play in this new era of Peace and Prosperity full of victorious energy. Cleanup hitter Malik Destiny finally came into his own, leading the team in Home Runs and RBIs. The Garages pitching staff, now consisting of 7 members and anchored by standouts Durham Spaceman and Pitching Machine, did their best to keep a handle on the wild swings in win/loss record caused by the Black Hole and Sun 2, only allowing them to activate 4 times during the regular season. After a middling first two thirds of the season, the Band decided to make a play for the playoffs. The Garages got hot and began winnin series instead of just trading wins. The Band managed to ride the wave all the way to the Internet Series, only to fall to the Sunbeams' loop machine after a hard fought five games. Afterwards, the Band gifted the Beams a tour bus full of bread to celebrate their victory.

Justice

Ever wary of authority, the Garages regarded the arrival of new management with healthy disrespect. In the Election, the band was awarded VIII, Justice, an Arcana they were proud to take up as they continued to campaign for "No gods, just Blaseball forever."

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