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During the Season 4 Day 25 game in which Tox Fox was swapped to the Crabs, Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper threw a paper airplane onto the field, which one of the groundskeepers picked up. It had the following scrawled on it:
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During the Season 4 Day 25 game in which Tox Fox was swapped to the Crabs, Crabs Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] threw a paper airplane onto the field, which one of the groundskeepers picked up. It had the following scrawled on it:
 
<br /><blockquote>Tot Fox once fought</blockquote><blockquote>For Hands and thought</blockquote><blockquote>He'd not Guy Fawkes</blockquote><blockquote>Their batter’s box</blockquote><blockquote>But he was caught</blockquote><blockquote>In feedback talks</blockquote><blockquote>And so was brought</blockquote><blockquote>To Old Bay’s docks</blockquote><blockquote>Now he’ll detox</blockquote><blockquote>From jazzy squawks</blockquote><blockquote>And earn his shot</blockquote><blockquote>A red mascot</blockquote><blockquote>That has been wrought</blockquote><blockquote>By blaseball’s plot.</blockquote>
 
<br /><blockquote>Tot Fox once fought</blockquote><blockquote>For Hands and thought</blockquote><blockquote>He'd not Guy Fawkes</blockquote><blockquote>Their batter’s box</blockquote><blockquote>But he was caught</blockquote><blockquote>In feedback talks</blockquote><blockquote>And so was brought</blockquote><blockquote>To Old Bay’s docks</blockquote><blockquote>Now he’ll detox</blockquote><blockquote>From jazzy squawks</blockquote><blockquote>And earn his shot</blockquote><blockquote>A red mascot</blockquote><blockquote>That has been wrought</blockquote><blockquote>By blaseball’s plot.</blockquote>
  

Revision as of 04:22, 17 September 2020

Tot Fox is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs. Fox is currently with the Crabs, due to Feedback, having swapped teams with Valentine Games on Season 4, Day 25. Fox was previously with the Breckenridge Jazz Hands since Season 1.


Official League Records

On Season 3, Day 90, Tot Fox hit a 3-run home run against the heavily favored Hades Tigers to win the game 9-6.

During the Season 5 election, Fox received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Fox is former All-Star somewhat past their prime, but is still a fan favorite. Every time Fox comes up to bat, raucous chants of "Too Tot Too Trot" drown out all other sound within 13 parsecs of the Blaseball stadium.

When not playing Blaseball, Fox can often be found sitting on their porch sipping a Gin Rickey and reading the collected works of █████████.

It is not yet known whether Tot Fox is a human or, in fact, a fox, but it is speculated that if they are a fox that their tail is, in fact, an entire blaseball blatt. Online correspondence[1] has confirmed that, fox or not, Fox can in fact read and write.

After Fox hit the winning run in Season 3 Day 90, they were awarded a whole rotisserie chicken by the team as celebration.

Feedback Transfer to the Crabs

During a Season 4 Day 25 game against the Baltimore Crabs Tot Fox was caught in the Feedback and swapped to the Crabs, with Valentine Games taking their place on the Jazz Hands.

Local rumours have suggested that during the Feedback the snipping hand of The Olde One could be felt by Tot Fox and when they took their batting position for the Crabs they had already been carcinized; emerging as neither entirely human or fox but as an eldritch chimera; their bottom half that of a giant crab, the torso of a human, and the head of a fox.

The Breckenridge Slummit Daily disputed these rumours; saying that Tot Fox looked their normal ambiguously human, ambiguously fox self. Lead sports report Joe Clullinlane was quoted as saying "You can't just stick a fox in a crab outfit and claim they've been carcinized." A response published in the Baltimore Slun by Crabs co-managers Howard and Dwayne suggested that the Clullinlane would face the "wrath of the Mother Crab for this slander".

In Literature

During the Season 4 Day 25 game in which Tox Fox was swapped to the Crabs, Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper threw a paper airplane onto the field, which one of the groundskeepers picked up. It had the following scrawled on it:


Tot Fox once fought

For Hands and thought

He'd not Guy Fawkes

Their batter’s box

But he was caught

In feedback talks

And so was brought

To Old Bay’s docks

Now he’ll detox

From jazzy squawks

And earn his shot

A red mascot

That has been wrought

By blaseball’s plot.

Fan Art

  1. Tot Fox [@2tot2fox] (2 Aug 2020). "This is libel. Signed. Tot Fox" (Tweet) - via Twitter.