Tot Clark

Tot Clark
Art by @CallofDuckies
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Seattle Garages
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(6.2)
Pitching	(6.5)
Defense	(5.1)
Running	(5.0)
Modifications	OverperformingThis Team or Player will play 20% better than usual.
Items	Chorby's Soul II 148/157 ●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–Jul 26, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Breaking bones
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	60
Biographical Details
Nickname(s)	King Tot, Tatertot (but only by Luis), 🥔
Species	(Presumably) Immortal Being

Tot Clark was a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and was with the team from Season 1 until being incinerated on Season 24, Day 6.

Official League Records

Clark joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

Along with Ron Monstera, Clark was the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation from the Season 1 elections until Jaylen Hotdogfingers returned.

During the Coffee Cup, Clark played for FWXBC as a lineup player.

On Season 19, Day 10, Clark retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Terrell Bradley via The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine. On Day 16, Clark rejoined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Magi Ruiz via The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility's Fax Machine.

During the Season 20 elections, Clark became a lineup player in exchange for Arturo Huerta as a result of the Garages' Roster Swap will.

On Season 24, Day 6, Clark was incinerated and replaced by Marion Shriffle.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."

Clark is in a relationship with former teammate Luis Acevedo and visited them often during downtime before the Baltimore Crabs ascension.

Alleged Immortality

Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal. Some consider this to be supported by documents recently discovered by investigative reporters Wolf Mully and Lana Sculder recording the marriage between a museum supplier by the name of Alonsius Clark and the minor Prussian noble in service to Napoleon by the name of Tot N. Kahrman in the winter of 1801.

Personal Life:

While many of the Garages lead boisterous, larger than life lives, Clark has been known to eschew much of this, outside of the odd advertising campaign for the Garages, instead leading what appears to be a reasonably reserved and quiet life out of the spotlight with his partner Luis Acevedo. Since the batters feedback to the crabs and subsequent ascension, however, Clark has become more reclusive, and his appearance at games became notably more disheveled. Talking to both team mates and workers around the Hangar, it was discovered by sports reporters that since season 11, Clark has asked fellow player Arturo Huerta for help applying his bandages, though they are unsure why specifically it was Huerta and not anyone else.

During the siesta, Clark took to hanging out with teammate Oliver Notarobot, the two bonding over the loss of the crabs. Notarobot has notably helped him open up and take down some of his walls, whereas Clark has helped Notarobot branch out his musical genres.

Strike on the Mound

During the bottom of the 10th inning of Season 6, Day 109 (game two of the Internet Series) versus the Baltimore Crabs the Garages were shamed when Kennedy Loser and Oliver Notarobot both batted in runs. Clark, with two outs left in the game and having just thrown a second strike to Sutton Dreamy, decided to stand on the mound and not pitch for four minutes as a sign of protest against the blaseball gods. This has colloquially been known as "Tot's Strike on the Mound" ever since. When asked about it after the match Clark simply said, "Well, you can't lose if you don't pitch right? Sometimes defying the gods is just standing around and doing nothing for a few minutes."

Box of Tot Clark Files

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Tot Clark is an immortal who has been living for an unknown amount of time. When asked how long, ze simply said “a long time.” However, ze is most known for hir sculptures rather than hir lengthy history, as ze picked up the art around the start of the 1900s and has since been seen in smaller art circles across the world.

Ze is never seen in public without bandages on, ranging from just around hir arms to covering hir entire body, including hir lower face. Ze is married to Luis Acevedo of the Baltimore Crabs, and is rumoured to have something to do with their resurrection in the late 1990s. Nothing on the subject has been confirmed by either of them.

History in Sculpture

According to an interview with Clark, ze picked up sculpture in 1898, after an incident involving Thomas Dracaena and Luis Acevedo that none of the three have gone into detail about. Most of hir older pieces are either lost to time or kept in hir home; when asked if ze had any plans to show them publicly, ze simply stated “no, thanks.”

Some of hir most recent pieces are kept in local Seattle museums, including a painted sculpture of an extinct flower that ze cited as a collaboration with hir husband. Due to complications involving hir sculptures of animals, people, or anything that could be construed as possibly “sentient,” the only pieces on public display are those of plants or inanimate, ordinary objects.

These previously mentioned complications are the tendency for Clark’s sculptures of those subjects to “come alive” once they are finished. Pieces that do this are now roaming free, housed in the Big Garage, or, in the case of a collection of around ten two-inch tall kitten statues, found in Clark’s pockets and in hir hair. Reported living statues that have been seen wild in Seattle and Baltimore include (but are not limited to):

• Several crabs, of varying colors and species
• A slightly larger than average wolf with flowers carved into its fur
• Three birds, living together on the roof of the Big Garage, or seen on Betsy Trombone’s shoulder

Clark has been known to trade carefully made doll furniture with Montgomery Bullock in exchange for crochet dolls of hir teammates. A recorded statement from Jaylen Hotdogfingers states that she’s “pretty sure ze does it to [mess] with [them]” and that “it’s one of the most things ze’s done of all time, for sure.”

When asked if ze still had time to do sculpture while playing Blaseball, ze held up hands with traces of dry clay on them, and also said that “the Garages rotation is long enough to have enough time to do whatever [ze] wants.”

Music

Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation. He played third bass in short-lived all-bass supergroup Basses Loaded.

Fan Works

Music

Tot Clark is the focus of the following songs:

• lose you by zach.ry
  • lose you (live @ heckdang)
• king tot's lament by Oswin
• Luis I Love You by Mother Love Blone
• starlight waltz by em grace and lady ravenswood
• luis punches a hole in the ground by riley and jennifer cat
• all we know to do is play by lambmower and fizzabelle

Additionally, Tot Clark is mentioned in the following songs:

• garagesong by yana
• garages forever by ACAB influx
• ron monstera (fundamentals) by Ethan Geller
• final five by zandterbird

Art

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  Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by @CallofDuckies

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  King Tot practicing for their new album, by @CallofDuckies

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  Luis and Tot by @CallofDuckies

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  Tot Clark Profile by @SlowInfect

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  Tot's mini by @Hetreasky

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  by @kayleerowena, outfit concept by rai!

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  Luis and Tot by gl1tchm4g3

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  Tot and Kichiro by gl1tchm4g3

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  Tot and Lenji, haunted by their respective ghost companions (by feya)

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  Tot with his Greetle by Nic

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