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| − | Henry Marshallow was a normal 8-year-old kid playing youth league blaseball when he tripped and broke his arm. Improbably, this led to his being able to pitch the ball very fast. Soon after, while he walking through the outfield, he was soon visited by an angel who introduced herself as the very Catholic Our Lady of Perpetual Piety. She informed him that she would be keeping him at the age of 8 until he has fulfilled his Catholic goal, presumably something Crusade related. Our Lady pulled some strings with the Philly Archdiocese, who in turn pressured the Philly Pies into giving Marshallow a spot on the team. Given Philly's ''very'' shallow pitching rotation, he soon earned a starting spot.
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| − | While Marshallow's new teammates were horrified that they would let a child play this game in which players are routinely burned to death, pecked by birds, stuffed into shells, and exposed to extremely high levels of radiation, Marshallow just looked at the camera, lowered his sunglasses, and said, "Them's the breaks, daddio!"
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