Tokyo Lift/Beta/Season 22

🏋️‍ Tokyo Lift
Season 22
Dates	June 28, 2021–July 04, 2021
← Previous	β21
Next →	β23
Results
Postseason	Overbracket Wild Card Round 1: Defeated 🔥 2-0 Round 2: Defeated 🔱 3-2 Semifinals: Defeated 🌞 3-2 Championship: Lost to 🍬 3-0
Overall Record	36-63
Wins	42
Partytime	77
Divine Favor	14
Division	5 in Wild High
League	11 in Wild League
ILB Placement	23 overall
Modifiers	Buttered UpThis Team earns double payouts on Popcorn.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  Salmon Cannons
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β22 LS00 + Liquid Friend XIV 🏋️‍ Gift Shop β22 LS00 + Uncle Plasma XIV 🏋️‍ Gift Shop β22 8600 - Ankle Halifax + Mags Banananana 🏋️‍ Fax Machine β22 99 + Chibodee Alighieri 🏋️‍ Postseason Birth β22 10400 - Cudi Di Batterino + Ankle Halifax 🏋️‍ Voicemail β22 EL00 + Baldwin Breadwinner 🏋️‍ Super roamed from 🐅 β22 11400 - Uncle Plasma XIV + Cudi Di Batterino 🏋️‍ Fax Machine β22 EL00 - Mags Banananana 🗣️ Will (🏋️‍) Shadow Revoke β22 EL00 - Engine Eberhardt + Knight Triumphant 🥩 Will (🏋️‍) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL00 - Flattery Strewnberry 🎸 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon β22 EL00 - Liquid Friend XIV 🏋️‍ Faded to Dust β22 EL00 - Baldwin Breadwinner 🏋️‍ Super roamed to 🌹
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere. +  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.
Postseason
Other Events	+  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
Wills
Item Steal Silvaire Semiquaver - Leg Glove Overall 16.0 + 0.4 -> 16.0 + Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence +  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). Overall 16.0 -> 16.0 + 1.3 3 ●●●○ -> 4 ●●●● Shadow Revoke Mags Banananana +  On an OdysseyThis Player is boosted 2% every team they join a Team. 🏋️‍ - Mags Banananana, Rotation 🗣️ + Mags Banananana, Rotation Mags Banananana 12.2 → 12.7 Equivalent Exchange 🏋️‍ - Knight Triumphant + Engine Eberhardt 🥩 - Engine Eberhardt + Knight Triumphant
Blessings
Subtractor Avoidance Kline Greenlemon +  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). Record Scratch Grollis Zephyr +  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count. Gachapon 🏋️‍ - Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows 🎸 + Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows Flattery Strewnberry 9.8 → 10.6
Post-election
Other Events	-  Free Will 🏋️‍ - Liquid Friend XIV 🏋️‍ - Baldwin Breadwinner

Season β22 was one of the Tokyo Lift's worse seasons to date. They placed 23rd in the league and entered Party Time on Day 77. Adding insult to injury, all-arounder Cudi Di Batterino was Shelled early in the season. It was a difficult season for the Lift, characterized by poor performance. Also, they made it to the Internet Series, where they were defeated by the Kansas City Breath Mints. Go Lift!

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Yusef Fenestrate Theodore Honeywell Coolname Galvanic Elwin McGhee Grollis Zephyr Knight Triumphant Kit Honey Kline Greenlemon Cudi Di Batterino	Ankle Halifax Domino Bootleg Terrell Bradley Silvaire Semiquaver
Shadows
Concrete Mandible Cudi Di Batterino Quack Hookrace Sleve Matsuyama Chandra Blortles Rylan O'Lantern Flattery Strewnberry Mags Banananana Cicero Gubbins Sheri Friday Jana Beats Nandy Slumps Nucleus Street Dander Permadeath Spits Strongbody Zelda Highway Steals Mondegreen

Notable Events

Renovations

• 
  Salmon Cannons - 3,785,714 Coins Spent
  • The Lift installed Salmon Cannons to The Gym.
  • The Gym gained the Salmon Cannons modification.
    • +  Salmon Cannons
• 
  Birdhouses - 3,684,875 Coins Spent
  • The Lift built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Gym.
  • The Gym gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses

Gift Shop

• 
  Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,344,123 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔱 Georgias - 47%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 20%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 5%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Uncle Plasma XIV is weaker on their own.
      • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Lift.
      • 🏋️‍ + Uncle Plasma XIV, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XIV is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Lift.
      • 🏋️‍ + Liquid Friend XIV, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XIV and Liquid Friend XIV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked

The Lift were also top contributors for the Mexico City Wild Wings and Chicago Firefighters.

Roster Changes

Shellings

Day	Shelling Player	Team	Shelled Player	Team
25	Peanutiel Duffy	Chicago Firefighters	Cudi Di Batterino	Tokyo Lift

Fax Machine and Voicemail

Day	Player Replaced	Player Incoming	Renovation Used
86	Ankle Halifax	Mags Banananana	Fax Machine
104	Cudi Di Batterino	Ankle Halifax	Voicemail
114	Uncle Plasma XIV	Cudi Di Batterino	Fax Machine

Peanut Allergies

Day	Player	Event
3	Terrell Bradley	Allergy cured by Peanut Mister

Elsewhere

Day	Player	Cause	Return Day	Duration	Scattered name
13	Terrell Bradley	Tunnels	37	24 days	Te-re-- Bra--e-
70	Theodore Honeywell	Flooding	89	19 days	Th-o-ore Hon-yw-ll

Blooddrains

Day	Siphoning Player	Team	Stat	Siphoned Player	Team
46	Rigby Friedrich	Atlantis Georgias	Pitching	Elwin McGhee	Tokyo Lift

Parties

Day	Player
79	Domino Bootleg
81	Knight Triumphant
82	Domino Bootleg
84	Theodore Honeywell
84	Kline Greenlemon
85	Silvaire Semiquaver
85	Terrell Bradley
93	Grollis Zephyr
94	Mags Banananana
94	Theodore Honeywell
96	Domino Bootleg
97	Domino Bootleg
99	Cudi Di Batterino

Roamin' Players

• Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to the Lift via The Fifth Base on Day 108. At the end of the season they super roamed to the Flowers.

Election Results

Wills

• 
  Item Steal
  • The Lift chose to take Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence and gave it to Silvaire Semiquaver.
  • Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence was taken by Silvaire Semiquaver!
    • - Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
    • -  Underhanded
    • Overall 16.4 + 2.0 -> 16.4 + 0.7
  • Silvaire Semiquaver dropped Leg Glove.
    • - Leg Glove
    • Overall 16.0 + 0.4 -> 16.0
  • Silvaire Semiquaver took Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence!
    • + Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
    • +  Underhanded
    • Overall 16.0 -> 16.0 + 1.3
  • Silvaire Semiquaver's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence were repaired.
    • 3 ●●●○ -> 4 ●●●●
  • Item Steal - 18% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 32% of Lift Item Steal Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Revoke
  • The Lift revoke Mags Banananana.
  • Mags Banananana embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
    • +  On an Odyssey
  • Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
    • 🏋️‍ - Mags Banananana, Rotation
    • 🗣️ + Mags Banananana, Rotation
  • Mags Banananana was boosted.
    • Combined 12.2 → 12.7
  • Shadow Revoke - 0% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 80% of Lift Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Lift vote to swap Engine Eberhardt and Knight Triumphant.
  • The Steaks and Lift made a trade.
    • 🥩 - Engine Eberhardt + Knight Triumphant
    • 🏋️‍ - Knight Triumphant + Engine Eberhardt
  • Equivalent Exchange - 49% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 50% of Lift Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Kline Greenlemon gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
    • +  Subtractor
• 
  Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • Grollis Zephyr gained the permanent mod Skipping.
    • +  Skipping
• 
  Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Flattery Strewnberry was recruited by the Garages.
    • 🏋️‍ - Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows
    • 🎸 + Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows
  • Flattery Strewnberry entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.8 → 10.6

Post Election

• The Lift used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• Liquid Friend XIV faded away from the Lift.
  • 🏋️‍ - Liquid Friend XIV
• Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to a new team.
  • 🏋️‍ - Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation
  • 🌹 + Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation

Season Overview

The Lift experienced one of their worst seasons to date, placing 23rd in the entire ILB. Their season was characterized by a series of parties. Additionally, after shelling four players on other teams throughout the Expansion Era, the Lift received a taste of their own medicine when Peanutiel Duffy shelled the newly-returned-to-Tokyo Cudi Di Batterino.

Despite their poor performance, the Lift were selected as Wild Cards for the Overbracket before they could enter the Underbracket. Undeterred, the Lift used a combination of bad pitching and luck to utilize the League's large number of sun-related rules and lose so badly that they kept winning matches. The Lift made it all the way to the championship series, where they were promptly and enthusiastically swept by the Kansas City Breath Mints.

The Lift once again received a Free Will this election. They used their first Will to give Silvaire Semiquaver an Underhanded item and improve their pitching. The second Will shadow revoked a recently-faxed Mags Banananana, who roamed to the Canada Moist Talkers. Their third and final Will went towards reversing an earlier trade and bringing Engine Eberhardt back to Tokyo in exchange for Knight Triumphant going back to the Dallas Steaks. While the Lift received no blessings, they were affected by two blessings from other teams: Kline Greenlemon became a Subtractor, Grollis Zephyr began Skipping, and Flattery Strewnberry was stolen by the Seattle Garages.