Theodore Passon

Theodore Passon
Art by @HBdoesart2
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Miami Dale
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(2.5)
Pitching	(2.2)
Defense	(2.5)
Running	(1.7)
Items	None
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–Aug 3, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	18
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Species	Human

Theodore Passon was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 6.

Official League Records

Passon joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 6, Passon was incinerated and replaced by Sixpack Santiago.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Goals

Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.

Fan Works

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  Art by @HBdoesart2

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  Art by @HBdoesart2

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  Theo Passon by Eli Finch