I wrote the following bits to add Fran's time with the Pods & Shelling of Flattery McKinley to the wiki:
Relationship with the Shelled One
Francisca Sasquatch was removed from the LA Unlimited Tacos and subjected to THE SHELLED ONE’S PODS in Season 9, Day X. She was the first member of the PODS to hit a single without the mod Pity, dealing 1,501,482 Spirit damage to the opposing Shoe Thieves.
Francisca Sasquatch was again subjected to THE SHELLED ONE’S PODS during the Season 10 Championship against the Crabs. After the PODS defeat, she was returned to her home team the Miami Dale. She was the only PODS member to join a team she had previously been a part of.
Following her return to the Dale, local newspaper the Miami Gerald ran the headline “OUR GIRL IS BACK: FRANCISCA SASQUATCH RETURNS.” Former teammate Logan Horseman was interviewed for the piece, where he was quoted as saying “Yeah, we’re all glad she’s back. Fran really knows how to get wild, you know? One time, she drank swamp water and burped the entire alphabet, and then at the end she burped up a frog. It ruled. She hates when I tell that story though. Wait, is this off the record? Don’t tell her I told that to you.”
Teammate Randy Dennis also gave a statement concerning Francisca’s return, telling the reporter “Yeah, we’re glad to have Fran back. Losing Nutty was, uh, really hard. On a lot of us. But it means a lot that Fran came back to Miami. Or was forced to come back. She wasn’t really clear on that part. I’m so glad she’s here though.”
The Miami Gerald reached out to Francisca for a statement concerning her time on the PODS, but they were informed by team manager Mr. Wide that Ms. Sasquatch was refusing to comment.
THE SHELLING OF FLATTERY MCKINLEY
In Season 19, Day 10, Francisca tasted the infinite and shelled Flattery McKinley in a game against the Atlantis Georgias. She was the second-to-last honey-roasted player to taste the infinite.
After this game, rumors erupted among fans that the shelling may have been caused by Francisca’s distress at the death of her close friend and long-time teammate Logan Horseman in Season 19, Day 7. Directly following the incident, Mr. Wide called a press meeting where Francisca stated that shelling of Flattery had been a “mistake” and that it “wouldn’t happen again.” She refused further questioning and left the podium immediately after her initial statement.
Team Captain Qais Dogwalker also attended this press meeting, where he read the following prepared statement: “Logan’s death was unexpected, and has been hard on all of us. He was one of the original Party Animals, and one of the four original Miami Dale teammates, including Fran. However, there is no doubt in my mind that the shelling of Flattery McKinley was nothing more than the remnants of a long-dead god that, hopefully, will stay dead. Personally, I have been a long-time friend of the crows, and will be doing everything in my power to get Flattery McKinley free of her shell.”
After this speech, one reporter asked Qais if there were any plans to send Francisca Sasquatch to the shadows, “especially considering what the LA Unlimited Tacos did to Peanut Bong after he shelled Ned.” At this question, Qais turned pink and began to stutter, and was quoted with “Um, I-I-I don’t think that’s necessary, um, really, I don’t know-“ Qais was then cut off by Mr. Wide, who promptly ended the press conference.
