Talk:Aldon Cashmoney

hi! can i get this page unlocked so we can keep updating it for pre vaulting lore and adding fanworks? thanks!

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The Tigers' fans name for the scheme they hatched to attempt to save Aldon from vaulting. Although the fans' will executed as it should, the players were unable to retrieve Aldon, instead returning with Aldon Cashmoney II the replica. No Tiger has disclosed the details of exactly what happened, proving tight-lipped on the whole affair.

• Prior to vis vaulting, Aldon tried to play up vis no cares in the world attitude, showing ever more affection to vis friends and teammates to attempt to create some good memories and leave no regrets, showing vis generosity to the fullest until the time came.
• To this end, Aldon placed much of vis wealth in trust with Hades, who holds it 'until ve returns'. Aldon's replicas have vis blessing to partake of the Cashmoney fortune as much as they would like.
• Nicholas Mora has attempted to embezzle the fortune on a number of occasions, claiming that he requires 'better drip' due to his shoes breaking all of the time. Hades sees him coming a mile off every time he tries.

Crossposting from Ayanna Dumpington's proposed updates, there's a specific section relevant to Aldon and probably warrants addition to vis page as well further than just a friendship.

• Ayanna is as excitable as ever but maybe a bit more reckless. Much has been made of her 'fiery attitude', something which Ayanna tries to put across, but she's still friendly and a morale boost to the team, especially in rough moments such as Aldon's vaulting, where she pepped the team up with a song.
  • Aldon left vis championship ring to Ayanna in order to reassure her that she fitted in as a Tiger, made especially clear when the S18 election saw her evolve and earn her stripes. Aldon had previously spent effort on making sure Ayanna felt welcome, as the first player to join the Tigers in some time who had little experience of team switching and had been on the previous team longterm, experiences Aldon could relate to.

We are locking Aldon Cashmoney's page as part of Preservation efforts occurring on Blaseball.com. Any contributors who were in the process of developing lore for Cashmoney prior to vis Preservation may still submit lore proposals, but the page will remain locked for editing except to add such lore. Lore cannot extend beyond vis Preservation after Season 18, Day 99.

Jazz Hands, Fridays, Tigers and Beams came together to do an Aldon lorejam! Ve's since returned to the Tigers, but the Beams would like to update the wiki to record vis time with us with the following:

Aldon, like vis fellow Season 12 tigers, now has tiger stripes which flare up when Ambush activates. Vis stripes were sunlight-gold while they were with the Beams. Vis adaptation was a pair of wings, which may have assisted vim with thermoregulation while in Hellmouth.

How ve left Hades is a little up in the air. A <choose> function will cycle between rumored departure methods.

Aldon learned quickly that Hellmouth doesn't use currency, partly because ve learned from Randy when he got feedbacked to the Jazz Hands. Ve really got into the spirit of Hellmouth's bartering system, but for a chunk of time was paying for everything in boats. Ve technically has infinite money, but somehow still spent a good chunk of that funding the Beams' complete loss of impulse control that came with the loss of Nerd Pacheco.

I would also like to add in the trivia section that Aldon is aroace, but loves love and is always showering folks in relationships with $10,000 notes telling them to take their partner out somewhere nice. Ve is now the self-styled ultimate wingman (though they prefer "flight support"), and really leans into it.

I like this! In the article I think we should also mention that the tiger stripes came from Evolution, just to serve as clarification

- Aldon buys Ren oversized, custom-made, expensive cat toys and equipment. Boxes, towers, giant plastic mouses, and so on.