Stevenson Heat

Stevenson Heat
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.7)
Pitching	(4.2)
Defense	(4.5)
Running	(5.0)
Modifications	Alternate  Friend of Crows
Items	Parasitic Leg Bat ●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Talking to the parasite
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	29

Stevenson Heat is a pitcher for the Hawai'i Fridays. Heat has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Heat's baserunning and defense fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

During the Season 9 election, Heat received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Heat played for the Milk Proxy Society as a lineup player.

Heat has the exact same Pregame Ritual (Talking to the parasite), Coffee Style (Milk Substitute), and Blood Type (Basic) as Ron Monstera.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Background

Heat was born in El Paso, Texas, living there until age five, when hir family moved to the Sovereign Nation of Hawai'i for job opportunities (and of course, good vibes).

While working at Stetson Heaven, hir family's Western-wear store, Heat discovered natural talent within two fields—blaseball and cookin' beans. Starting hir career within the Hawai'ian Little League Association, Heat quickly became known for hir unorthodox style of play, that being the consumption of mass quantities of beans before any game. To quote Heat himself in a later interview, "I just ate a bucket of beans. Why’d you reckon I'm throwing gas?"

At age 20, Heat was picked up for the Hawai'i Fridays, where ze has remained up until Season 3.

Recently, Heat underwent Elton John surgery, which is like Tommy John surgery with better music. During hir recovery, ze took up playing the ukulele and discovered that ze had a real natural talent for it. Although ze declined several subsequent offers from record companies, ze still shows off hir skills by playing the walkup music for batters during Fridays games (usually from hir hammock), accompanied by James Mora on vocals.

Several unconfirmed reports have stated that Heat and Mora have begun a romantic relationship as of ██/██/████

The Juice Cleanse

Prior to the incineration of Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine, Heat would often be seen performing hir pre-game ritual of eating an entire can of beans alongside Rangel's Unknowable Unbound Entity. Heat was notably upset after the Juice Cleanse, but since Season 4, it has been noted that while ze performs his bean eating ritual before each game, he seems to be sharing it with his own shadow.

Gallery

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  Season 3 Tlopps card.

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  Jumbotron graphic for Heat.

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  Season 9 Tlopps card by Orgo

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  Heatin' up Smores by @skelebells