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| changes = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th> | | changes = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th> | ||
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} 07</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Betsy Trombone]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} 12</td><td>The Garages had their lineup shuffled.</td><td> </td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Reverb|size=15px}} Reverb</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Henry Marshallow]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} 53</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Ortiz Morse]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Mcdowell Karim]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Mcdowell Karim]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Sparks Beans]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Ortiz Morse]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Mike Townsend]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Lori Boston]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Lenny Marijuana]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr></table></td></tr></table> |
| stats =<table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 27%;">Cause</th> | | stats =<table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 27%;">Cause</th> | ||
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} 00</td><td>Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Debt is Consolidated.<br> {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}} → {{ModifInline|Consolidated Debt}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} 56</td><td>Tot Clark had a yummy reaction!<br> <small>Combined {{Star Change|8.96|13.66}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Peanuts|size=15px}} Peanuts</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} 47</td><td>Arturo Huerta drained blood from Ronan Jaylee.<br> <small>Pitching {{Star Rating|2.66}} → {{Star Rating|3.21}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td>Betsy Trombone is now a Friend of Crows!<br> {{ModGain|Friend of Crows}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|adsas}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Decree'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Forecast: Birds</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td>Ortiz Morse is now a Siphon!<br> {{ModGain|Siphon}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|adsas}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Decree'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Forecast: Bloodrain</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td>Malik Destiny is now a Fire Eater!<br> {{ModGain|Fire Eater}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|adsas}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Decree'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Forecast: Solar Eclipse</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|9|β09}} EL</td><td>Theodore Duende is now Spicy!<br> {{ModGain|Spicy}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Hot Sauce Bar</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table> |
| postseason_other=The Garages earn a Postseason Birth!<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Freemium Fairwood]] {{PositionIcon|Shadows}} | | postseason_other=The Garages earn a Postseason Birth!<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Freemium Fairwood]] {{PositionIcon|Shadows}} | ||
| decrees ='''Forecast: Birds'''<br> [[Betsy Trombone]]<br> {{ModGain|Friend of Crows}}<br>'''Forecast: Bloodrain'''<br> [[Ortiz Morse]]<br> {{ModGain|Siphon}}<br>'''Forecast: Eclipse'''<br> [[Malik Destiny]]<br> {{ModGain|Fire Eater}}<br> | | decrees ='''Forecast: Birds'''<br> [[Betsy Trombone]]<br> {{ModGain|Friend of Crows}}<br>'''Forecast: Bloodrain'''<br> [[Ortiz Morse]]<br> {{ModGain|Siphon}}<br>'''Forecast: Eclipse'''<br> [[Malik Destiny]]<br> {{ModGain|Fire Eater}}<br> | ||
| − | | blessings = {{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Secret Weapon'''<br> [[Goodwin Morin]] is Maximized!<br> <small>Combined {{Star Change|7.7|23}}</small><br>{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Out of Sight'''<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages | + | | blessings = {{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Secret Weapon'''<br> [[Goodwin Morin]] is Maximized!<br> <small>Combined {{Star Change|7.7|23}}</small><br> |
| + | {{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Out of Sight'''<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Mcdowell Karim]] → Lineup {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] → Shadows {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br> | ||
| + | {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Sparks Beans]] → Lineup {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Mcdowell Karim]] → Shadows {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br> | ||
| + | BUT ALSO, MAINLY,<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Mike Townsend]] → Rotation {{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Ortiz Morse]] → Shadows {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br> | ||
| + | {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Lenny Marijuana]] → Rotation {{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Lori Boston]] → Shadows {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br> | ||
| + | {{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Hot Sauce Bar'''<br> [[Theodore Duende]]<br> {{ModGain|Spicy}}<br>{{Teamicon|crabs|size=30px}}'''Fifth Base Bubble'''<br /> {{ModGain|Fifth Base|duration=season}}<br>{{Teamicon|flowers|size=30px}}'''The Shame Bubble'''<br /> {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}} | ||
}}<nowiki/> | }}<nowiki/> | ||
| − | In | + | In {{BetaSeason|9}}, the [[Seattle Garages]] finished third in the [[Mild League]] and fifth in the [[ILB]]. The Garages qualified for the [[postseason]] and were seeded 3rd. After eliminating the [[Philly Pies]], the team was eliminated in turn by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], who would go on to win the title. The Garages experienced three feedback swaps during the season, this time due to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] permanent [[Flickering]] modification. In the {{BetaSeason|9#Election|@ Election}}, the Garages won three blessings, maximizing [[shadows]] member [[Goodwin Morin]], relieving their two worst hitters and two worst pitchers with members of their shadows, and giving [[Theodore Duende]] [[Spicy]], along with a hitter from each other team in the Mild High. |
==Starting Roster== | ==Starting Roster== | ||
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
===World Tour=== | ===World Tour=== | ||
| − | In | + | In {{BetaSeason|9}}, pitching ace [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] saga continued as the Garages' act of necromancy continued to have repercussions. After being given {{ModifInline|Flickering}} by the [[Microphone]], Hotdogfingers and her recently {{ModifInline|Consolidated Debt}} no longer belonged to just the band. On Day 7, Hotdogfingers swapped to the [[Philly Pies]] in the feedback, beginning a world tour across the league and embracing her role as an agent of chaos as she waited for the Microphone's plan to take shape. She briefly returned to [[Seattle]] on Day 21 before leaving for [[Canada]] (and subsequently [[Charleston]]) on Day 53. |
===Storm's Coming=== | ===Storm's Coming=== | ||
[[File:Garages Season 9 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 9 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.]] | [[File:Garages Season 9 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 9 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.]] | ||
| − | The [[Seattle Garages]] continued their streak of winning seasons in Season 9, despite the implementation of the Band's unorthodox 6 person rotation. A early reverb helped to repair the loss of several key walkers in the past season, allowing the band to continue their small ball strategy to great success. New addition [[Paula Turnip]], along with the ever reliable [[Oliver Mueller]], led the Garages lineup and made up for deficiencies caused by the band's shifting rotation of middling pitchers. The team once again qualified for the postseason, where they once again faced the Pies, this time eliminating them before losing to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. After the | + | The [[Seattle Garages]] continued their streak of winning seasons in Season 9, despite the implementation of the Band's unorthodox 6 person rotation. A early reverb helped to repair the loss of several key walkers in the past season, allowing the band to continue their small ball strategy to great success. New addition [[Paula Turnip]], along with the ever reliable [[Oliver Mueller]], led the Garages lineup and made up for deficiencies caused by the band's shifting rotation of middling pitchers. The team once again qualified for the postseason, where they once again faced the Pies, this time eliminating them before losing to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. After the {{BetaSeason|8#Declaration of Fourth Strike|Declaration of Fourth Strike}}, the wrath of the [[Shelled One]] loomed large over the league. The conflict came to a head during [[Day X]] when the Thieves, including Garages alumna Jaylen Hotdogfingers, faced off against the [[Pods]]. After Charleston's defeat and subsequent [[Curses|cursing]], the league hunkered down to prepare for the rematch promised by the Nut. |
===Mike Townsend (is Back)=== | ===Mike Townsend (is Back)=== | ||
| − | In the | + | In the {{BetaSeason|9#Election|@ Election}} the Garages experimented with [[Umbramancy]]. After hitter [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] retired to become captain of the band's cheer squad, she was briefly replaced by [[Mcdowell Karim]], until it was revealed that Karim's call up was a clerical error, at which point they were replaced by with [[Sparks Beans]], a barista from the stadium's [[Dunklin]] branch who was recruited by team captain [[Theodore Duende]]. [[Mike Townsend]], despite opening a successful [[Seattle Shadows Co-op#The Hot Sauce Bar and Grill|restaurant]] with fellow [[shadows]] member [[Terrell Bradley]], also rejoined the active roster in exchange for [[Ortiz Morse]], who wanted more time to pursue other ventures. [[Lori Boston]] also stepped down to join the [[United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers|Seattle Garages Mascot Union]] and was replaced by [[Lenny Marijuana]], who had recently been drafted by the ILB after his [[Lenny Marijuana#The Pact|contract]] expired. Following the election's ominous forecast, [[Malik Destiny]] leveled up to became a [[Fire Eater]], perhaps thanks to deal-making on his behalf following his encounter with [[Unstable|instability]]. [[Betsy Trombone]] also found herself accompanied by crows, who flew all the way from [[Philadelphia]] to rejoin her after her midseason trade, proving that the birds' love for [[Pies]] extended to Pierages as well. Team Captain Theodore Duende also discovered a new affinity for all things [[spicy]] after trying the new menu at Terrell Bradley's Hot Sauce Bar and Grill. |
{{GaragesNav}} | {{GaragesNav}} | ||
[[Category:Seattle Garages]] | [[Category:Seattle Garages]] | ||
[[Category:Season 9]] | [[Category:Season 9]] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:51, 17 January 2023
In Season β9, the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and fifth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 3rd. After eliminating the Philly Pies, the team was eliminated in turn by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, who would go on to win the title. The Garages experienced three feedback swaps during the season, this time due to Jaylen Hotdogfinger's permanent Flickering modification. In the Season β9 Election, the Garages won three blessings, maximizing shadows member Goodwin Morin, relieving their two worst hitters and two worst pitchers with members of their shadows, and giving Theodore Duende Spicy, along with a hitter from each other team in the Mild High.
Starting Roster
| Lineup | Rotation |
|---|---|
| Bench | Bullpen |
Season
Roster Changes
- Prior the the season start, Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Refinanced Debt became Consolidated Debt.
- On Day 7, Flickering pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was caught in the feedback and swapped with Pies pitcher Betsy Trombone. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 12, the Garages' Lineup was shuffled in the reverb. (Watch here on Before)
- Summers Pony, Nolanestophia Patterson, and Oliver Notarobot shuffled, placing Notarobot in the leadoff position.
- Theodore Duende and Oliver Mueller switched places.
- Paula Turnip and Malik Destiny switched places.
| New Lineup Post Day 12 |
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- On Day 21, pitcher Henry Marshallow was caught in the feedback and swapped with Flickering Pies pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 53, Flickering pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was caught in the feedback and swapped with Moist Talkers pitcher Ortiz Morse. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 56, pitcher Tot Clark swallowed a stray Peanut and had a yummy reaction! (Watch here on Before).
- Clark's pitcher rating increased from to .
- On Day 99, pitcher Arturo Huerta siphoned some of Ronan Jaylee's pitching ability. (Watch here on Before).
- Huerta's pitcher rating increased from to .
Notable Games
- On Day 13, hitter Summers Pony, who was Reverberating after being hit by a pitch from Jaylen Hotdogfingers on Day 12, loaded the bases singlehandedly. (Watch here on Before).
Postseason
- On Day 103, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Philly Pies. The teams traded wins, bringing the series to a fifth game, where the Garages pulled out a win in extra innings, ending the series 3 wins to the Pies' 2. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 108, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The Thieves won the series with 3 wins to the Garages' 1, eliminating the band from the playoffs. (Watch here on Before).
Election Outcomes
Decrees
- Forecast: Birds passed with 304,585 Votes, 52% of all Decree Votes
- EMERGENCY ALERT
- SEVERE MURMURATION WARNING IN THIS AREA
- Betsy Trombone is now a Friend of Crows!
- + Friend of Crows
- Betsy Trombone is now a Friend of Crows!
- Forecast: Blooddrain passed with 71,178 Votes, 12% of all Decree Votes
- EMERGENCY ALERT
- SEVERE BLOODDRAIN WARNING IN THIS AREA
- Ortiz Morse is now a Siphon!
- + Siphon
- Ortiz Morse is now a Siphon!
- Forecast: Eclipse passed with 63,314 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
- EMERGENCY ALERT
- SEVERE SOLAR ECLIPSE WARNING
- Malik Destiny is now a Fire Eater!
- + Fire Eater
- Malik Destiny is now a Fire Eater!
Blessings
- Secret Weapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Garages pitcher Goodwin Morin is Maximized in the Shadows!
- The Garages had 40% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 238,713 votes were cast.
- Out of Sight blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Nolanestophia Patterson retreats to the Shadows ... Mcdowell Karim emerges![1]
- Mcdowell Karim retreats to the Shadows ... Sparks Beans emerges!
- BUT ALSO, MAINLY,
- Ortiz Morse retreats to the Shadows ... Mike Townsend emerges!
- Lori Boston retreats to the Shadows ... Lenny Marijuana emerges!
- The Garages had 29% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 611,932 votes were cast.
- Hot Sauce Bar blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Aldon Cashmoney is now Spicy!
- Beans McBlase is now Spicy!
- Theodore Duende is now Spicy!
- + Spicy
- Conner Haley is now Spicy!
- Charlatan Seabright is now Spicy!
- The Garages had 5% of the votes. The Hellmouth Sunbeams were the highest bidders with 27% of the votes. 105,728 votes were cast.
Two additional blessings affected the Seattle Garages:
- Fifth Base Bubble blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
- The Fifth Base Bubble protects the Wild High.
- Fifth Base on the Seattle Garages!
- + The Fifth Base
- The Crabs had 24% of the votes. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidder with 24% of the votes. 481,520 votes were cast.
- The Shame Bubble blessed the Boston Flowers.
- The Shame Bubble protects the Wild Low.
- Shame on the Seattle Garages!
- + Targeted Shame
- The Flowers had 7% of the votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 21% of the vote. 88,408 votes were cast.
Season Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
World Tour
In Season β9, pitching ace Jaylen Hotdogfinger's saga continued as the Garages' act of necromancy continued to have repercussions. After being given Flickering by the Microphone, Hotdogfingers and her recently Consolidated Debt no longer belonged to just the band. On Day 7, Hotdogfingers swapped to the Philly Pies in the feedback, beginning a world tour across the league and embracing her role as an agent of chaos as she waited for the Microphone's plan to take shape. She briefly returned to Seattle on Day 21 before leaving for Canada (and subsequently Charleston) on Day 53.
Storm's Coming
The Seattle Garages continued their streak of winning seasons in Season 9, despite the implementation of the Band's unorthodox 6 person rotation. A early reverb helped to repair the loss of several key walkers in the past season, allowing the band to continue their small ball strategy to great success. New addition Paula Turnip, along with the ever reliable Oliver Mueller, led the Garages lineup and made up for deficiencies caused by the band's shifting rotation of middling pitchers. The team once again qualified for the postseason, where they once again faced the Pies, this time eliminating them before losing to the Charleston Shoe Thieves. After the Declaration of Fourth Strike, the wrath of the Shelled One loomed large over the league. The conflict came to a head during Day X when the Thieves, including Garages alumna Jaylen Hotdogfingers, faced off against the Pods. After Charleston's defeat and subsequent cursing, the league hunkered down to prepare for the rematch promised by the Nut.
Mike Townsend (is Back)
In the Season β9 Election the Garages experimented with Umbramancy. After hitter Nolanestophia Patterson retired to become captain of the band's cheer squad, she was briefly replaced by Mcdowell Karim, until it was revealed that Karim's call up was a clerical error, at which point they were replaced by with Sparks Beans, a barista from the stadium's Dunklin branch who was recruited by team captain Theodore Duende. Mike Townsend, despite opening a successful restaurant with fellow shadows member Terrell Bradley, also rejoined the active roster in exchange for Ortiz Morse, who wanted more time to pursue other ventures. Lori Boston also stepped down to join the Seattle Garages Mascot Union and was replaced by Lenny Marijuana, who had recently been drafted by the ILB after his contract expired. Following the election's ominous forecast, Malik Destiny leveled up to became a Fire Eater, perhaps thanks to deal-making on his behalf following his encounter with instability. Betsy Trombone also found herself accompanied by crows, who flew all the way from Philadelphia to rejoin her after her midseason trade, proving that the birds' love for Pies extended to Pierages as well. Team Captain Theodore Duende also discovered a new affinity for all things spicy after trying the new menu at Terrell Bradley's Hot Sauce Bar and Grill.
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
| Former |
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| Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
| Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
| Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
| History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Park It! | ||
- ↑ This blessing incorrectly targeted Garages lineup players rather than pitchers. When the mistake was discovered, the blessing displayed the text HOLD ON before revealing the next two trades.
