Seattle Garages/Season 6

🎸 Seattle Garages
Season 6
Dates	September 7, 2020 - September 13, 2020
← Previous	Season 5
Next →	Season 7
Results
Postseason	Seed: 4th Division Series: Won 3-0 vs. 🥧 League Series: Won 3-0 vs. 🐅 Internet Series: Lost 0-3 vs. 🦀
Overall Record	53-46
Partytime	Day 110
Divine Favor	19
Division	3rd in Mild High
League	4th in Mild League
ILB Placement	7th overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β06 EL - Mike Townsend   + Jaylen Hotdogfingers   🎸 Blessing 🎸 Lottery Pick
Stat Changes
Date Change Cause β06 26 Lang Richardson drained blood from Yeong-Ho Garcia.   Batting → 🎸 Blooddrain β06 91 Ron Monstera was tangled in the flicker!   Pitching → 🎸 Feedback β06 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained the Returned mod.   +  ReturnedAt the end of each season, this Player has a chance of being called back to the Void. See also: Glossary 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Lottery Pick β06 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained the Debt mod.   +  DebtThis Player must fulfill a debt. This player can cause other players to become Unstable. 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Lottery Pick
Blessings
Lottery Pick   FIRE AND SMOKE   AN EGG   HATCHING   JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS RETURNS   MIKE TOWNSEND RETREATS TO SHADOWS  🎸  - Mike Townsend   + Jaylen Hotdogfingers     🎸  + Mike Townsend    Fireproof Jacket   Oliver Mueller gained the Fireproof Jacket.   +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.

In Season β6, the Seattle Garages finished fourth in the new Mild League and seventh in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason for the first time in franchise history. The team was seeded 4th, but swept both the quarterfinals and semifinals to earn their first ILB Championship appearance, where they were swept by the Baltimore Crabs. The team experienced two weather events during the season.

In the Season β6 Election, the Garages committed necromancy by winning the Lottery Pick blessing, reviving former pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers. The Garages also won the Fireproof Jacket blessing, granting Oliver Mueller Fireproof.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Farrell Seagull Cedric Spliff Greer Gwiffin Allison Abbott Lang Richardson Theodore Duende Oliver Mueller Malik Destiny Luis Acevedo	Mike Townsend Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Ron Monstera Henry Marshallow
Bench	Bullpen
Mcdowell Karim Sparks Beans Oliver Loofah	Lenny Marijuana Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Chorby Short Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan

Season

Roster Changes

• On Day 26, batter Lang Richardson siphoned some of Yeong-Ho Garcia's hitting ability. (Watch here on Before).
  • Richardson's batter rating increased from to .
  • Immediately following the blooddrain, Richardson's vibes were reduced from ⬌ Neutral to ↓↓↓ Honestly Terrible.
• On Day 91, pitcher Ron Monstera was caught in the flicker after a failed feedback swap with Bevan Underbuck, who was wearing Noise-Cancelling Headphones. (Watch here on Before).
  • As a result, Monstera's pitching rating was slightly reduced from to .

Postseason

• On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began their first ever playoff series against the Philly Pies. The Garages swept the series, ending with 3 wins to the Pies' 0. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 105, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Hades Tigers. The Garages swept the series, ending with 3 wins to Hades' 0. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 108, the Seattle Garages began their first Internet Series against Wild League Champions The Baltimore Crabs. The Garages were swept, ending the series with 0 wins to the Crabs' 3. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 109, pitcher Tot Clark waited four minutes to throw a pitch after the Garages were shamed in the bottom of the 9th inning. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Blessings

• Lottery Pick blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • FIRE AND SMOKE
  • AN EGG
  • HATCHING
  • JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS RETURNS
  • MIKE TOWNSEND RETREATS TO SHADOWS
  • The Garages had 58% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 119,158 votes were cast.
    • In addition to being added to the Garages' rotation, Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained never before seen  Debt and  Returned modifications as well a unique pregame ritual: "Checking their pulse."
• Fireproof Jacket blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • Oliver Mueller gained the Fireproof Jacket.
  • The Garages had 4% of the votes. The Chicago Firefighters were the highest bidders with 47% of the vote. 15,687 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Limiter: Released

A bar graph depicting the Season 6 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

The Seattle Garages stormed onto the field in Season β6 louder and more aggressive than ever before, thanks to multiple beneficial reverbs the previous season. On Base Percentage leaders Farrell Seagull and Greer Gwiffin were paired with slugger Allison Abbott for powerful scoring opportunities. Further down the lineup Lang Richardson and Theodore Duende replicated the setup for even more RBIs. Power hitter Malik Destiny and the always reliable Oliver Mueller rounded out the star batting squad, leading the team in homeruns and triples respectively. The Garages pitching squad supported the batters well, earning 10 wins apiece with the exception of Tot Clark, who earned 13. Henry Marshallow and Arturo Huerta led the team in lowest ERA. The band finished the season with a franchise record winning percentage and qualified for the postseason for the first time in franchise history.

In the postseason, the Garages started strong with a series sweep of the Philly Pies before sweeping the Hades Tigers to win the Mild League Championship Series. Unfortunately the band's playoff run was brought to an end in the Internet Series by the record breaking Baltimore Crabs, who swept the Garages in a 3 game series.

Number 14

The debut of the idol board at the beginning of Season 6 brought with it rumors from across the league of a Reelection Campaign for deceased Seattle Mayor and pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Motives vary, but many members express a desire to subvert the Blaseball Gods. After observing the near-incineration of Caligula Lotus, Canada Moist Talkers batter and resident warlock Hobbs Cain and scientist Mooney Doctor, who developed a plan to exploit the idolatry of the Reelection Campaign and the Lottery Pick blessing to revive Hotdogfingers. Along with representatives of the Yellowstone Magic, notably batter Francisco Preston, Doctor opened a portal to the Void on the pitcher's mound in The Big Garage, through which Theodore Duende drove the Seattle Garages' Tour Bus loaded with members of the band. When the bus returned, Mike Townsend emerged carrying a massive egg which hatched to reveal Hotdogfingers, very much alive. Townsend slipped away shortly afterward and has been unavailable for comment since. Amidst all the postseason hubbub, no one noticed Oliver Mueller sneak away to steal a Fireproof Jacket.